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My self-summary
My name's Stu. I'm 6'3 and regret every second of it. If you are shorter and wish you were taller, look toward the nearest lighting fixture and be glad you can fit beneath it. If you can't, I'm sorry, and I feel your pain. Also, ceiling fans are assholes. Giant, concussion-inducing assholes.

I don't like to take life too seriously. Don't get me wrong- I'm serious enough when it counts- but I like to let humor take the wheel when it can.

Everyone seems to think I look super intimidating at first and then they figure out I'm basically just a "super tall" bearded teddy bear. I have a heart for mission work and disaster relief and lose my sh** if people are suffering.

I'm an open book. Feel free to ask me anything.
What I’m doing with my life
A bunch of crazy stuff. Almost consistently. I should write a book.
I’m really good at
finding low-hanging objects. Tripping over myself. Accidentally elbowing people in the face (just ask my coworker... it's her fault for being so short though).

Also, piano. I thoroughly enjoy the musical arts. I've been playing long enough that my hobby is now old enough to drink.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Hey! Tall guy!" ...and then they point at something they can't reach, and I walk over and get it for them... and die a little bit inside...

Also, I'm a bass (choir/musically speaking, not a fish, sorry), so occasionally people are thrown off by the depth of my voice...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Does anyone actually read this low anymore? Oh, you did. Wow. Good job! Uh... here's some answers I made up on the spot:

Book: Waiting for Godot
Movie: True Romance, LotR
Show: Better Off Ted
Music: Anything Thom Yorke (brownie points if you know who that is without googling him)
Food: ......uhhhh....
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

-Technology (I'm a nerd, sorry)
-Other people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...well, I just spent a lot of time thinking about what to put here, so maybe that answers your question?

I'm a busy guy, so in short, I think about shiny things. Lots and lots of shiny things...
On a typical Friday night I am

What? Honesty is a virtue. So I enjoy letting go of responsibility at the end of a long week. Sue me.
You should message me if
you need a light bulb changed. Or if you need something off a closet shelf and you really don't feel like getting out the step ladder. I'm good at those things. :)

OR if you don't need these things. Handing things to people less vertically blessed than I am can be very exhausting; I need a break from time to time.
The two of us