500 f-ing words huh, for the love of god this sucks. OK I guess I will just talk about how much I hate typing 500 words on a fake profile. This is as stupid as waiting through a 2 hour sales pitch just to get some crappy free tickets to an event that you really are not even interested in but what the fuck, its free.
500 words.....well they don't mater so let me tell you that I like to laugh, and have fun, and party and all the crap that everyone that has a pulse likes.
I buy all of my woman friends sex toys for their birthdays, wanna be my friend?
LOL is he kidding?
coincidentally the number 6
You can find the quarter.
You don't mind providing an alibi and/or helping me move a ....carpet.
You feel like getting some kind of wise ass reply.
You actually remember the video I took my pictures from.