- I'm not the answer to your prayers, or the man of your dreams.
- I'm probably not your worst nightmare either.
"Don't ask me 'bout the shape I'm in.
I can't sing. I ain't pretty. And my legs are thin.
And don't ask me what I think of you.
I might not give the answer that you want me to."
- Laying out blue prints for a bridge between myself and your lips.
- Drawing a map that will take me on the scenic route from your lips to your toes.
- Finger painting with melted chocolate on exposed body parts.
- Dutch ovens.
- Hiding bodies.
- You still haven't figured out that I'm the guy your mother warned you about. I love naive girls as much as they love me.
- You snorted as you laughed out loud while reading this, and now have your favorite beverage running out of your nose. It's not exactly sexy, but at least it shows where your heart is.
- You've ever wondered what it was like to have someone eat their dessert off of your body.
- You've ever wondered what it'd be like to be someone's dessert.
NOTE: You should NOT- under any circumstances - message me if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.