-Now, after reading that, doesnt it sound just a bit ridiculous?... I think so; thanks for understanding and never using it again.
Ok, I promise im not that arrogant or obnoxious. Its a dating profile, why not have a little fun with it.
I dont think its truly possible to fully describe who you are in an online text box, and a lot harder than I originally thought. Ill try to wrap it up quickly...
Fluent in sarcasm.
Allergic to routine.
Now about you:
Intelligent, driven, passionate, fit. Essentially just be extra awesome.
No pressure or anything.
-Giving great advice but not following it
-Sarcasm as a second language
-Making plans to move to every place I travel to
Good Wine/Great Food