23Coventry, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I have pink hair (most of the time), like coffee, fancy teas, bad horror movies and feel silly writing this.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a year into my first job and somehow haven't gotten fired. I also teach pole dance at Warwick Uni and sometimes I pretend to write novels and attempt to knit.
I’m really good at
I'm just going to use this space to talk about things I like doing since that doesn't seen to be a thing here?

I like writing and I draw stuff sometimes but I'm not very good at it. I got into pole dancing a couple years back and have a long way to go.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the pink hair but if we're going by Feature People Comment On The Most, it'd be the smiley piercing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: All things Terry Pratchett.

Movies: Always down for horror movies but I'm easy going.

Shows: I'm a bit rubbish at following TV but I liked Pushing Daisies when it was on and Fringe, Buffy, Angel, Orange is the New Black etc.

Music: Whatever's going as long as it's not Christmas music.
Six things I could never do without
My laptop, power to it, wi-fi and access to a shower. Six is a lot of things who made this question really?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I haven't gone to bed and why customer service is awful.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm boring and often have to work on Saturdays. On Wednesdays I play (sober) drinking games with fellow pole dancers and on Sundays I overdose on coffee and get people to beat themselves up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was three, I pedalled my tricycle full speed into a pebbled wall and I still have a scar on my head where one of the pebbles stuck.

Okay so not really that private, but I couldn't think of anything better.
You should message me if
This is a dumb space to fill. Everyone says stuff like "if you want to" or "if you liked reading this" and it's all kind of a given.

Let's use this space to talk about something else.

How do you feel about narwhals?
The two of us