Update: I just moved here from Houston for work. Yes, I have an accent. Yes, I'm an old fashioned gentleman.
Update: Modelo Especial. Frozen mug. This puts me in a good spot
Why every 4 years people people try to convince me to like soccer. Sorry. It ain't happening.
I'm good at making ex-boyfriends jealous.
I once got drunk and tried to have phone sex with Siri.
I used to ride bulls in high school but I was horrible. Apparently it's not meant to be if you are 6' 2"