Update: I just moved here from Houston for work. Yes, I have an accent. Yes, I'm an old fashioned gentleman.
Update: Modelo Especial. Frozen mug. This puts me in a good spot
Why every 4 years people people try to convince me to like soccer. Sorry. It ain't happening.
I'm good at making ex-boyfriends jealous.
I once got drunk and tried to have phone sex with Siri.
One last thing.....I hate it when I've taken the time to actually read someone's profile, attempt to message them, and their mailbox is full. I go back a few days or a week later.....still full.