28San Jose, United States
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My self-summary
I have had no Facebook goin on about three years; thus all of my pics are lame selfies. Enjoy.

I don't really dance, I dance like a white girl. I dont like being the center of attention much either. Drama is not my bag, baby. I enjoy a vulgar/sarcastic sense of humor. Im way laid back and I feel like I make a pretty good friend. I'm kind of a homebody. I like hanging with my close circle of friends but I'm always looking to meet new ones that are just as cool. I like watching movies... probably too much. My body isn't perfect, I'm a bit curvy. I don't love the club scene. Confidence is great, but Im not attracted to people who are obsessed with themselves. I am not religious, and I don't love politics. The golden rule is a good one. No divas, male or female. I like people who arent too serious. If anyone in my world fucks me over (in any matter of deliberate disrespect or unkindness) I'm done. I'm done without shame/regret/lecture and I will quickly/happily leave them in the dust. It's black or white when it comes to respect and kindness, people.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a nanny. Just workin hard to make that dough. Living with awesome roomies in a cool place. Saving to buy a plot of land in Northern California where I can find peace and be surrounded by gorgeous nature..... Till I die happily alone with my 9,000 cats.
I’m really good at
Decent at reading people. I'm an ok singer, sing in a jam band w some friends... More of a creative outlet than official band. I'm also decent at painting, and I love doing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I do not know.. But people say I look//sound like Drew Barrymore all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV : Archer, arrested development, portlandia, robot chicken, regular show, adventure time, orange is the new black, Always Sunny, walking dead, GAME OF THRONESSSS!!

Miss Peregrine's home for Peculiar Children, Running with Scissors, Dry, cracked, fear & loathing.

I LOVE movies. All kinds. The Big Lebowski, The Jerk, Pulp Fiction, Dumb and Dumber, Best in Show, Titanic, Jaws, Cabin in the Woods, The three Amigos, Ewok Adventure: Caravan of Courage, Ewoks Battle for Endor, Moonrise Kingdom, Inglorious Bastards, Sean of the Dead, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Natural Born Killers, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days later, Pet Sematary, Legend, The dark crystal, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story,
Six things I could never do without
Art supplies
Horror movies
Cool friends
Good music
Beach, Bitch.
Weed is not necessarily NEEDED....But it's nice to have around anyways .
I spend a lot of time thinking about
. How the world will end.

. How you have no control over me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with the awesome friends that I love love love and Bein 420 friendly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If your profile picture is a shot of you shirtless and posing at the gym... Or if you're just in a gym at all for your main photo, 😑 I probably will never read your profile. You might not be a douche, but I will take that chance. No divas.
You should message me if
Youre a cool person, and feel like making a cool friend
The two of us