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My self-summary
A little arty, a little nerdy, a little classy, and a ton of fun. I used to have the energy and drive to write essays about myself, but now I try to keep it simple and clean- brevity being the soul of wit and all that.

Graphic artist with multiple supporting jobs, living simply and loudly. Just living with a garbage degree until I'm finished with a useful one.

I'm a little busy focusing on myself right now, and working towards some goals, but nature being nature I must make time for this shit as well.

Yes I know there is money in the banana stand.
What I’m doing with my life
Throwing it away, because recycling is for pussies.
I’m really good at
Not taking a single part of a dating profile seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
My striped clothing and giant bag with a dollar sign on it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ugh, how do I list these things without sounding like I'm trying to impress? All of this is probably super temporary.

Favorite book right now is I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.

Favorite movie right now is The Straight Story.

Favorite show right now is Comedy Bang Bang.

I listen to everything from folk to alt rap. Bizarre amount of hip hop super recently, but all the shows I've been going to have been hipster indie BS so go figure. Only genre I don't seem too down with is metal- but that doesn't extend to hair metal.

My favorite food is candy.
Six things I could never do without
#6: Hands.

#5: Paper.

#4: A computer. Duh.

#3: Coffee

#2: My family.

#1: At least one solid friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ugh, politics unfortunately. What is even happening.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working. If not that then desperately searching for some live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Suprise! I was M.Night Shyamalan all along.
You should message me if
you have a phone on you, because I'm being held hostage in a bank and I need you to call the police right now. When you get them on the line just hold the receiver up to this paragraph and I'll explain the situation to them.
The two of us