SuperDilf
31 Youngstown, United States
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My self-summary
I am able to leap tall kittens in a single bound. I am impervious to all weather pattern changes. I can lull babies to sleep with my singing. When I laugh the world laughs with me. I don't cry. I am the leader of an underground militia prepared for any catastrophic event including a zombie apocalypse. I can cook, clean, drink beer, make money, have a deep conversation and change the world all simultaneously. I was a member of the Black Student Association. I can message myself on Okc. I went to college and now I'm waiting for it to come to me. I can ingest immense amounts of coffee and be uninhibited by the caffeine. Everyday at 4:20pm I get high on life. I can take black paint and white paint and turn them into colors. I have peed in 5 urinals in one trip to the bathroom. I'm a poet and I know it. I recite the alphabet backwards. I can eat immense amounts of food and still lose weight. I'm in Youngstown, therefore, I survive. I play my cello naked and my guitar clothed. I beat-box only in the shower. I have never tweeted but I have hacked into a national bank. I can dubstep anywhere at anytime. My hugs are world-renown. I messed with Texas. I can recite Shakespeare and Sugar Hill Gang to the same rhythm. I once knew all the words to Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice and I intentionally forgot them. I can hear a strike at any lane in any bowling alley. I hunt predators. I enjoy long walks on the beach and lighting things on fire. I can romance women with my words and seduce them with my smooth sayings. I have reflexes like a ninja and an intuition that makes mothers jealous. I'm not a hairy man. I'm an electrician and qualified to perform miracles.
What I’m doing with my life
Having fun in all I do.
I’m really good at
Being an awesome father to my 3 year old son and not eating crayons.
The first things people usually notice about me
My respect for the elderly and my super strength.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How half the fun of going on dates was finding out all this kind of stuff about you on the date itself...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Everything in my self summary is true.
You should message me if
If you can take things lightly, aren't too serious about life and have a sense of humor let me know. Life's a garden, baby. Dig it. : )
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