31Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
My passion for software pays the bills. Allow me to distinguish myself among the surfeit of tech dudes you may regularly encounter in our fair city:
- Clean-shaven
- Way tall
- Cooks
- Cleans
- Homeowner (condo, Eastlake)
- Former fat guy, childhood through late 2012
What I’m doing with my life
I try to live my life in a way that would let me become the protagonist in a video game at a moment's notice. This includes staying in good shape, skiing, and proficiently piloting a variety of vehicles.

I've realized that there's a lot of enjoyment that comes purely from being in large rooms or near the water.
I’m really good at
- picking out tunes on a piano by ear
- chess (HOT!!)
- computer programming (RAWR!!)
- imitating voices
- generous, responsive lovemaking and cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
The throngs of OkC sapiosexuals eagerly caressing my forehead. Distracting but flattering.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without
The little things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how much better off we would be if Facebook had a Dislike button.

How I would make a 1984 movie today.
On a typical Friday night I am
wondering where the week went.
You should message me if
Please live near Seattle.
Please be kind.
Please be curious.
Please take pride in your health and appearance.
Please tolerate respectful dissent from Seattle's far-left orthodoxy. Celebration of such dissent would be even better. 😊

I'm not so jaded that I count a relationship that lasts an evening, a week, or a month a waste of time, but obviously the deeper the connection the better.

If you've gone this far down, you don't have to write the message to me, you can just 'Like' me and we'll go from there. I've sent far too many black-hole OkC messages since signing up for this thing to keep up with all the cold-calls.
The two of us