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My self-summary
Life is bad ass. Nod if you agree. Now let's go live it like rock stars.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an adult who enjoys doing adult things. Like Santacon. And Craft Spirit Carnivals. And Burning Man.

I live the digital artist lifestyle in SF designing mobile apps. I love what I do. Plus I love living in the Marina, where my closet is stuffed with identical pink shirts, each collar popped more than the last.

Just kidding. The Marina blows. For god's sake, you know this. But I have friends there so I'm trying hard to like it. Maybe you live there. If so, sell me on that place.

Also, I make beats and press keys on synthesizers with a good friend of mine. So if you are just a bad ass tambourine super goddess... it's about time we meet. Also, we need more cowbell.

I love to run, hike, surf, camp, and can throw a frisbee like a champion while holding a beer and a puppy. You'll quickly see I love being active and going on adventures. Preferably with a tasty craft beer. And/or maybe some wine and cheese, when appropriate. Which is always.

But enough about me, let's talk about you.

Hopefully you are not active at all. Just sitting there all sloppy, covered in chips. Wine and cheese everywhere, from your lips to the floor. So much grease on your neck. Looking all sexy like that. You know that's exactly how I like it.

"What if I'm active, and I just can't help it?" you say. Well, if you suffer from being active, I should probably not discriminate. But I draw the line very clearly on this one: if you are one of those active types, you'd better enjoy things like heavy drinking while dancing or just sitting in a park, questionable karaoke, stumbling bay-to-breakers, and Chocolate and Bourbon tasting events, too.

I’m really good at
Knowing what I despise and accepting nothing less.
Finding a reason to go surfing on a whim.
Appreciating the grandness of the multiverse (nerd alert!).
Being a warm, caring soul most of the time.
Rock Band. Especially bass or drums.
Seeing really really far. Seriously, I have like 30/10 vision or something.
The first things people usually notice about me
My deep black skin and long, white flowing hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Twilight, anything by Bill O'Reilly. How To Draw Horses. How To Draw Aliens. How To Draw Aliens Who Draw Horses who look like Bill O'Reilly.
Six things I could never do without
Surfboard + Ocean
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past, the present, the future. Space. Manhattans. For some reason I'm on a Manhattan kick lately. So if we go out, expect me to order one. That, or a Pliny The Elder. Or a Chimay. Or...
On a typical Friday night I am
Unable to remember the final details of how I got home. But goddamn it was fun, wasn't it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love inappropriate conversations. If you tend to say things that are inappropriate, I tend to say you're awesome.

This world is a weird place. And all of our minds are in the gutter (where they should be), so I definitely think we should be laughing about it over beers.
You should message me if
If your eyebrow is raised, you feel butterflies, or you're unreasonably desperate and will click on every man until you find 'him'. Hint: If it's the latter, you are my dream girl.
The two of us