33Boise, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not particularly adept at "selling myself", mostly because sales involve no small amount of bullshit. A synopsis would be that I'm unflinchingly myself.

I'm employed, steadily but not braggably.
I own a car, reliable but not a status symbol or reflection of my penis
I rent with roommates, not glamorous but I have my space and I'm pretty comfortable I can afford hobbies without starving.
I have no more bullet points

I'm really not as robotic as this sounds, I just figured I shouldn't bury any potential dealbreakers several paragraphs down. I have one of the best and darkest senses of humor ever. I find myself hilarious
What I’m doing with my life
I work nights so I keep odd hours. What I'm actually doing is in flux, so whatever I say beyond that may not hold true very long.
I’m really good at
Useless trivia. I've got a wide array of absolutely pointless factoids in my head, and I'm always looking for more. I'm practicing traditional archery, I wouldn't say I'm good yet but considering how few people actually own one, I'd say I'm better with a recurve than most people.
The first things people usually notice about me
You look just like *insert bald white public figure here*. Not all bald white guys look the same, thats racist.

Also, I get a bizarre number of compliments on my pants. Apparently I have impeccable taste in pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is where I thrive. I'm the same 14 year old fantasy and sci-fi nerd at heart.

I can (and have) itemize all sorts of media at tedious length (new porn name, dibs), but no commonality between them doesn't preclude having something to talk about. Suffice to say, I have enthusiasm for various video games, books, shows and music, some wildly popular and some cult. There's something we can enjoy together, and something new I can expose you to, and that's the fun.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All kinds of shit. I saw a TED Talks recently where a guy was describing that men have the capacity to think about nothing, and women don't understand it. I personally lack it, maybe that makes me a woman but I can name several anatomical things that make it unlikely.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There exists a picture in the world of me with glasses and a bowler hat, even I'm not sure if I'm Heisenberg. I won't post it because it's too close to a fedora.

I want to be a steamshovel when I grow up.
You should message me if
If you want to have a normal human interaction. I won't call you baby or any other creepy affection pet names prematurely. I would only call anyone milady ironically. I won't start or interject a conversation with unsolicited erotica, descriptions or pictures of my penis. I won't steer a conversation towards intrusive sexual questions. I won't get angry and call you a whore or suddenly unattractive if I'm rejected.

I realize these things shouldn't be unique, but considering the stories and screenshots I've seen, being a woman on a dating site seems fucking horrifying.
The two of us