I'm employed, steadily but not braggably.
I own a car, reliable but not a status symbol or reflection of my penis
I rent with roommates, not glamorous but I have my space and I'm pretty comfortable I can afford hobbies without starving.
I have no more bullet points
I'm really not as robotic as this sounds, I just figured I shouldn't bury any potential dealbreakers several paragraphs down. I have one of the best and darkest senses of humor ever. I find myself hilarious
Also, I get a bizarre number of compliments on my pants. Apparently I have impeccable taste in pants.
I can (and have) itemize all sorts of media at tedious length (new porn name, dibs), but no commonality between them doesn't preclude having something to talk about. Suffice to say, I have enthusiasm for various video games, books, shows and music, some wildly popular and some cult. There's something we can enjoy together, and something new I can expose you to, and that's the fun.
I want to be a steamshovel when I grow up.
I realize these things shouldn't be unique, but considering the stories and screenshots I've seen, being a woman on a dating site seems fucking horrifying.