I'm employed, steadily but not braggably.
I own a car, reliable but not a status symbol or reflection of my penis
I rent with roommates, not glamorous but I have my space and I'm pretty comfortable I can afford hobbies without starving.
I have no more bullet points
I'm really not as robotic as this sounds, I just figured I shouldn't bury any potential dealbreakers several paragraphs down. I have one of the best and darkest senses of humor ever. I find myself hilarious
Also, I get a bizarre number of compliments on my pants. Apparently I have impeccable taste in pants.
Game of Thrones
British panel comedy. Forget what you think you know about British comedy, there's some brilliant trivia and wit without America's puritanical censorship. Youtube QI, thank me later.
Song of Fire and Ice (Yes because I saw the show first, shut up)
Anything in the Ravenloft/Dragonlance/Forgotten Realms mythos
Learning to enjoy select classics; Voltaire, Salinger, Shelley, couple of others
European melodeath/folk/power metal - Soilwork, Scar Symmetry, Disarmonia Mundi, Korpiklaani, old In Flames, Eluveitie, Blind Guardian, Amon Amarth...this could go on
American thrash/groove - Pantera and all derivatives, BLS, Evile, GWAR, etc.
Also odd spatterings of miscellanies. Clutch, Earth Wind and Fire, Paul Simon, various 80s garbage. I won't say I'll listen to anything, I just have an eclectic snobbery.
Anything certain social norms say I should've outgrown by now. I have played and would again if the opportunity arose
Magic the Gathering (and similar CCGs in many formats)
Dungeons and Dragons (and similar derivative pen and paper games)
Mechwarrior (The heroclix based wizkids one, not the 80s grid one, but I would)
Warhammer 40000 (Not actually, but same concept. Warmachine/Hordes, still assembling and painting miniatures, but requires less disposable income to get into)
Video games on pc and/or console. This ones a little tougher to define, any game franchise or genre can let me down. I grew up loving JRPGs, but can't be arsed to finish any Final Fantasy game since X-II. If you're holding your breath for a Suikoden 6 or a port of Suikoden 2 or Xenogears, we should chat.
I generally like couch co-op or private online. Online PvP is asking to be annoyed by people with more free time than me. Some recent titles I've become invested in are both Borderlands, Torchlight 2, Both Arkham games, Alpha Protocol, Castlevania LoS (classic formats still better), Saints Row 3, not much else has hooked me but I'm always looking. Games are on a by title basis.
I only do monogamy. In my cohort that seems like a scarlet letter.
I want to be a steamshovel when I grow up.
I realize these things shouldn't be unique, but considering the stories and screenshots I've seen, being a woman on a dating site seems fucking horrifying.