SusiGale
39Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
"When will that be?"
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough."
If you know what that quote is from, message me immediately.

So....Straight Edge Vegan here. If you don't know what straightedge means, don't bother. If you're still reading, GREAT! Also, please note as you look at my photos that I now have about 25% of my skin covered in tattoos. So if you think girls should stick to dainty, discreet tattoos, you can stop reading now.
I WILL say (because I am getting bombarded with messages from people not within ANY of my criteria and it's filling my inbox with crap) that I have a thing for a cyclist or swimmers build. Not into bulkily muscular builds; triathletes with a lean and graceful musculature are my weakness. I also love MMA and watching fighting. Also, if you lie about your age, I'll know. So don't.
I'm a spelling and grammar nazi who reads a LOT, and mostly non-fiction or memoirs. I love Ritz movies, documentaries, and riding my bike. (Plus if you ride too- I'm a big sucker for fancy components!) My usual stomping grounds are in Passyunk, South Philly, and the South Street area, so you may have seen me around. If you see me, talk to me; no one ever talks to me, which is why I'm on here. I hope you are really funny and match my humor - it's a requirement. And know as many/more Simpsons quotes than me. Not into marriage or kids. I am very busy with work (former model turned pastry chef and business owner) and ME time, so squeezing anything else in can be difficult, but I make time when I really want to. I dislike bars (too dark and depressing), "singles" venues of any kind (also depressing/smacks of desperation). But I'm easy to be around and I love my life, so please be as happy and grounded, as it's not my job to be anyones life preserver.
I don't look my age, and I prefer people with great posture and a solid but lean musculature. That's where I can be admittedly shallow. I've hooked up with people I wasn't attracted to - it was not fun.
That being said, I'm very funny and my wit needs someone who can get my references, my dry delivery, and who can go tit for tat with me.
What I’m doing with my life
I have been a model most of my life. I am also a painter and fine artist. Now, I am a baker/waiter/artistic director at a funky little diner in West Passyunk, and dig my job and all it entails.
I’m really good at
Reading people, finding typos in newspapers, baking, - and lots of other stuff that seems irrelevant. I also have a photographic memory and I experience synesthesia.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Blonde hair, yes, but mainly the eyes.
...which is the ultimate rub seeing as they don't work very well. World-so-cruel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like food/bio political essays, sociology, psychology; I love documentaries and silly comedies (I saw Religulous in the theater 3 times/own The Big Lebowski AND Pee Wee's Big Adventure), and I have a thing for comic book movies. I have seen the 1988 Batman 63 times. I know every word.
Food is good.
Hole-in-the-wall Chinese - VERY good.
Six things I could never do without
Music, Christmas lights, coffee, npr, feminism, weightlifting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much stuff I can jettison from my life before I die.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home doing prep work. While watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My longest stint without sex/hooking up/kissing anyone was 9 years. If I'm not attracted to a person, I'd rather go without.
You should message me if
You can deal with someone who needs nothing to be complete.
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