39 Philadelphia, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
"When will that be?"
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough."
If you know what that quote is from, message me immediately.

So....Straight Edge Vegan here. If you don't know what straightedge means, don't bother. If you're still reading, GREAT! Also, please note as you look at my photos that I now have about 25% of my skin covered in tattoos. So if you think girls should stick to dainty, discreet tattoos, you can stop reading now.
I WILL say (because I am getting bombarded with messages from people not within ANY of my criteria and it's filling my inbox with crap) that I have a thing for a cyclist or swimmers build. Not into bulkily muscular builds; triathletes with a lean and graceful musculature are my weakness. I also love MMA and watching fighting. Also, if you lie about your age, I'll know. So don't.
I'm a spelling and grammar nazi who reads a LOT, and mostly non-fiction or memoirs. I love Ritz movies, documentaries, and riding my bike. (Plus if you ride too- I'm a big sucker for fancy components!) My usual stomping grounds are in Passyunk, South Philly, and the South Street area, so you may have seen me around. If you see me, talk to me; no one ever talks to me, which is why I'm on here. I hope you are really funny and match my humor - it's a requirement. And know as many/more Simpsons quotes than me. Not into marriage or kids. I am very busy with work (former model turned pastry chef and business owner) and ME time, so squeezing anything else in can be difficult, but I make time when I really want to. I dislike bars (too dark and depressing), "singles" venues of any kind (also depressing/smacks of desperation). But I'm easy to be around and I love my life, so please be as happy and grounded, as it's not my job to be anyones life preserver.
I take care of myself and I hope you give a shit about yourself, too.
Also - I'm a fucking riot. Dry humor so don't expect me to have an animated delivery - I will keep you in stitches. But if my references go over your head, I'll pull your stitches.
What I’m doing with my life
I have been a model most of my life. I am also a painter and fine artist. I am very down to earth about looks - things are temporary and can be taken away at any moment. Would someone stay with me if my face were mangled by a pitbull in a freak incident? You'd be surprised. I am a baker/waiter/artistic director at a funky little diner in West Passyunk. I dig my job and all it entails. I also do some private baking on the side for special orders.
I’m really good at
Reading people, finding typos in newspapers, baking, - and lots of other stuff that seems irrelevant. I also have a photographic memory and I experience synesthesia.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Blonde hair, yes, but mainly the eyes.
...which is the ultimate rub seeing as they don't work very well. World-so-cruel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like food/bio political essays, sociology, psychology; I love documentaries and silly comedies (I saw Religulous in the theater 3 times/own The Big Lebowski AND Pee Wee's Big Adventure), and I have a thing for comic book movies. I have seen the 1988 Batman 63 times. I know every word.
Food is good.
Hole-in-the-wall Chinese - VERY good.
The six things I could never do without
Contact lenses, flowers, coffee, radio, my Danskos, weightlifting.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
At home doing prep work. While watching a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have little patience for idiocy. To the extent that I can come off rude and condescending.
.....oh, and I like Styx. Don't judge me. They're solid.
You should message me if
You can deal with someone who needs nothing to be complete.