24 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Independent, curious, intelligent, compassionate, crude, studious, serious, sensual, scrappy. I tend to find a lot of joy and serendipity in the everyday. I practice cynical idealism.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting a Master's in Food Studies while conducting heists in vegetable delivery.
I’m really good at
Cooking, snarking, listening. Eloquence. Grammar. Hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock. Yoga. Finagling free meals/produce/coffee/booze out of my employers. Creating elaborate dish sculptures on my drying rack.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Are your eyelashes real?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This question kills any potential for a rambling, impassioned, drunken conversation about the virtues of how we spend our commutes/free time/alone time!

Please assume I know my shit, and we'll go from there.
The six things I could never do without
Very strong black coffee, lavender, green smoothies (but don't worry, I'm not THAT kind of vegan. I just feel more badass if I have vegetables with breakfast), lots of natural light, occasional deviance, occasional solitude
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kids these days, the spirituality of orgasms, is love like the first law of thermodynamics?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with kitchen experiments with friends, soaking up live music, drinking drinks, reading books, writing things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't shave my armpits for a few months last fall so I could be more like Amanda Palmer
You should message me if
you like crude jokes, excellent music, liberal politics, and you pay attention to your senses. You are kind and easy-going, but you have a bite.