28 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I hate comedy but I do really like reading. I can't stand any sort of magazine especially those mainstream magazines. My favorite comedians are Lenny Bruce and Andy Kaufman. I hate reading. Don't understand people who read. I think they are just pretending to like something they don't naturally care about. I like reading entertainment weekly magazines. But don't normally watch tv unless it's a weekday.
What I’m doing with my life
Me and my life are just being acquaintances, compromising when necessary...damn that's deep!
I’m really good at
Not knowing the differences between pooping in my pants and pooping in the toilet
The first things people usually notice about me
"oh my god, he has an okcupid! That's totally what I have... Oh wow, he writes unconventional things like everyone else does. I hope his pictures are cute when I look at them...oh wow, he has a beard and is playing the piano, that means he is a musician... Aw darn, he has contradictions in his about me section. He said he poops in his pants. He's unstable"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
All the ones you like except for the ones you love in which case I sort of like them. But, you know, if you like me then I love the ones you like until we start to sort of hate each other in which case I'm totally indecisive about the question altogether.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Wondering if you're wondering if I'm wondering about you...too"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not willing to admit anything that's private, scumbag okcupid pricks! I see what you're trying to do
You should message me if
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