SwaggyMcFaggy
34Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
Smiles like a Hippie
Dreams like a Poet
Laughs like a Jester

Looks like a Wizard
Talks like a Mystic
Walks like a Sailor
What I’m doing with my life
i'm squeezing it into a pbj sammich.
I’m really good at
making bad jokes at the wrong time.
awkward silences.
burping.
spending money I dont have.
making babies. (metaphorically speaking)
making a pbj sammich.
The first things people usually notice about me
my heart of gold.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I dont have any.

i'm dumb.

also, i wish my life was like a nigella lawson cookbook.
Six things I could never do without
library privileges
sweater weather
sex
women
rain
divine interventions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the existential crisis im currently in.
On a typical Friday night I am
reading smutty fanfiction.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shampoo and condition my pubes.
You should message me if
you want a freennnnnd.

Like, hello, would you like to go see a matinee movie and bike around the city drunk friend? Would you like to sleep over my house and play vieo games with me till 2am?

say hello!
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