27Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
King of the Swagosaurs! I'm a master of cheap eats and fine spirits. I always seem to pick the right line in the grocery store and despite my best efforts haven't been recognized as a sovereign nation by any accrediting body - turns out there's a lot of paperwork you need to fill out!
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to take in as much Philly air as I can while I ride through the city trying to dodge as many doors as possible. Because the bike lane is also a free parking zone.

When the weather decides to be a little nicer I try to relax in Rittenhouse or the art museum.
I’m really good at
Fixing computers and tech support in general because computers break a lot. Curious considering no one ever does anything to break them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wouldn't know, I'm not other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For books; The Dresden Files, nearly anything by R.A. Salvatore, and magazines like Time, Wired, and Popular Science.

Movies; I'll watch pretty much anything. Just don't expect me to pay to much attention to it.

Shows; Dr. Who, Sherlock, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Who's Line is it Anyway, Adventure Time, and anime. When I get bored anything that looks interesting on Netflix.

Music; Imagine Dragons, Ben Howards, The Protomen, Pendulum, Skrillex, Van Canto, Abney Park, Blackmill, Matt & Kim, Lunar, Mayhem, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Olafur Arnalds, Passion Pit

Food; As long as it isn't really rubbery or slimy we're good to go.

Why aren't video games on this list?
Six things I could never do without
My Friends, my computer, my bicycle, I'm a simple man really.

Bars, I forgot alcohol!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My crippling inability to create a list of six things I could never do without.
On a typical Friday night I am
You can probably find me playing video games, plotting to conquer the world, or looking for a good place to relax with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have secrets, ask me stuff and I'll answer. This question is kind of lame.
You should message me if
If you feel like it, go ahead, I don't bite... hard... often.
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