Sweater_Static
24 Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
Side-smile smirks and eyebrow raises for days. I'm a little bit psychic, but mostly just in it for the candles.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm forging a career in eloquent articulation and wordsmithery. I do marketing and advertising things with a focus on creative content and scrappy strategy. Still, I've also worked as a 5th grade teacher, an oboist, a graphic and web designer, and a tarot card reader. One day I will be Don Draper. Or at least Nina Garcia. I'd settle for either.
I’m really good at
Tying bow ties and finishing crosswords
The first things people usually notice about me
Either that I'm tall or that my head is stuck in the clouds. Surprisingly, these have nothing to do with one another.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Anything by Anais Nin, Marquez, or Millay

Movies - Everything from Amelie to Kill Bill. It just has to be pretty to look at, and that goes for TV too. A little camp never hurt anybody either

Music - Ranges from Granola Folk to Witchy Thug Grrrrl Pop. I also have a soft spot for classical music

Food - I'm a flexitarian vegetarian. Eggplant parm is my favorite food group.
The six things I could never do without
- Breakfast foods
- Bjork's first five albums
- Fresh pressed ginger
- Those buttons that hold the ends of your shirt collar down
- Bourbon
- Poetry
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dogs who think they're people and new ways to power-clash my floral shirts
On a typical Friday night I am
Steeping mint leaves in sweet tea with bourbon and convincing people that this is actually a manly mixed drink and subsequently complaining about the gender binary.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm secretly a science nerd too. Psychopharmacology is my guilty pleasure, and I can talk about sexually dimorphic grey matter for longer than any one should.
You should message me if
You won't mind the fact that I never have nor ever will eat bacon.
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