I am an atypical person-thing. Geek, nerd, feminist, non-monogamous, kinkster, cake-squisher, intellectual, deviant, foodie. I am a fucking happy person who is thrilled to be existing.
My hair changes color and style a lot, but I'm naturally pink-haired.
I'm really wordy on paper but incoherent in person.
I'm one of those introverted extroverts. Extroverted introverts? I'm charismatic but socially awkward.
Now, this is real important. I have a lovely partner named EenyMeanyMyNemo who is rad as fuck. I'm not looking for anyone to replace or equal him; I'm looking for awesomesauce peeps to be awesomesauce friends with.
Awesomesauce friends means that maybe you and I will play board games in groups a lot, or sit in bars arguing about social justice issues, or go around making guerrilla food sculptures late at night in public places, or maybe that even means that you and I will have bouncy sexy funtimes. I guess that's up to how we connect as friends! Let's see how it plays out. If your first message to me is about sex, I will ignore it because that is super not my first priority when it comes to meeting new people.
I am a massive media-consuming monster. I read lots of comics and I love sci fi/fantasy that is loosely based on reality, and I watch a lot of tv and play a lot of video games.
I also manage to find time for lots of out-of-the-house activities too, though. I like climbing, yoga, circus arts like aerial hoop and aerial silks, and even running sometimes. Eventually I would like to learn more acrobatic skills like tumbling but I think I should probably work on my yoga skills first so I don't hurt myself.
Additional awesome things I am doing with my life: playing board games and tabletop rpgs on the regular! Assembling and wearing awesome costumes to comic book conventions! Arguing about feminist issues on the internet! (Just kidding on that last one - I'm not masochistic enough to argue with strangers on social media)
You like being physically active but also enjoy doing massively nerdy shit.
You and I have more than a 90% match! I am serious; if you don't match me very much, it means you probably have some views about women/sex/homosexuality/ethnic diversity that conflict with my own, and I would rather save us both the heartbreak ;P
Also just because this has been happening so insanely much, if in your first message to me you ask for/offer sex, I will ignore you. Also if you detail why you have chosen to ignore my 90% rule, I will ignore you.