I'm random. Fun to be around. Funny to listen to. Intelligent. I like to dance and sing karaoke. I love bowling (I'm on a league every Thursday) and playing pool (even though I suck). I'm open to all questions, so if you want to know something, please feel free to ask. I'm semi-bad at filling out these profiles, that's why I say that. Just ask. :)
I love to laugh. I'm always smiling. And my mind is almost always in the gutter....and I have the worst potty mouth I know. But more on that later.
I'm a meat-eater. I notice a lot of people on here write that they are vegetarians/vegans, but never do I see anyone who eats meat write that they are a meat-eater. Although I don't eat pork...but I'm not Jewish. I'm just weird. A weird carnivore.
I am astute, humorous, pensive, amicable, and slightly eclectic.
I have a daughter, and she's the best thing that's ever happened to me. She's my world. If you don't like kids, well then that's too bad for you. She's awesome, mostly because I'm awesome, and apparently I'm good at teaching her how to be awesome like me.
Really, just send me a message if you want to know more. It's hard to summarize yourself in a tiny box. I'm much more than that.
I plan on going back to school once my daughter is in school full time (so maybe 3ish years?) so I can get into a career that I love, not just have a job that I tolerate.
I'm also really good at baking. I can bake cookies and cakes and a bunch of other really awesome stuff.
And I'd like to think that I'm really good at being a mom. The best compliment in the world is for someone to tell my how smart and bright my daughter is. Makes me feel like I'm doing something right.
Or the fact that I'm always smiling. Or that I'm kinda tall for a girl.
Favorite Movie: They change daily...Grandma's Boy, Super Troopers, Willy Wonka, Emperor's New Groove, Legally Blonde, Baby Mama, Eurotrip, Not Another Teen Movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Hangover, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc...mostly comedies. I don't really like scary movies because I get really jumpy really fast. Maybe if I had someone to jump to it wouldn't be quite so bad.
Favorite TV Shows: I AM obsessed with Law & Order: SVU, Family Guy, Anything on the Food Network (especially anything with Alton Brown and Rachael Ray), M*A*S*H, SNL, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Biggest Loser, and Dancing With The Stars. I like crime mystery shows like 48 Hours and Snapped. I do love to watch Jeopardy and The Price is Right just so I can shout out the answers at the TV and not feel like an idiot because no one can hear me. I also admit to watching Hoarders just to feel better about my house. But honestly...if it's not Yo Gabba Gabba or Dora, I'll probably watch it.
Favorite Music: Almost anything...Seriously, I like almost anything. Rock, rap, country, top 40, pop, punk/emo...I love music. A few favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Theory of a Deadman, Skillet, Train, LMFAO, Lonely Island, Maroon 5, Usher, Enrique Iglesias...
Favorite Foods: Chicken alfredo. I love spaghetti but I'm very picky on my red sauce. I like the way I make it and not the way most other people do. I love BBQ too! I'm a meat and potatoes kind of girl (can't go wrong with a steak on the grill). AAAAAAAND chocolate cake. Yum.
My wonderful boyfriend Tom.
Friends and family.
(And of course food and water, but hey, that should be a given so I'm not putting it in my six.)
If I had 7, I'd also add internet. I guess I could do without it, but it'd make my days really boring. So it'd be a nice thing to have, just not a necessity.
And how people can be 20+ years old and still act like 4th graders all the time. Ugh, grow up.
I'm scared of thunderstorms.
I'm probably one of the only adult-like persons on the face of the planet that can't stand vegetables. I think they're all gross...well....99% of them.
I swear like a sailor sometimes...and by sometimes I mean all the time.
I let my daughter watch Phineas and Ferb because secretly, I like it.