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My self-summary
Hello there! I have one guiding philosophy in life: When faced with two decisions, choose the path that will give you the best memories.

I'm a word nerd so I apologise in advance for my grotesque verbosity. I have a passion for cinema—celluloid pulses through my veins, which is far more uncomfortable than the usual blood.

I am an introvert at heart, but can easily be coaxed from my shell by the right people.
What I’m doing with my life
Slaving away at an office job that has nothing to do with my journalism degree—do you want a discount on your appliances?—and crafting my next dad joke.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, writing, Scrabble, impersonating people, and turning up to events half an hour early.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am quiet and reserved—a 'wallflower', if you will. My sense of humour is distinctively deadpan and divides opinion. I am also known for my chest hair, which discreetly pops out of my shirt collar.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
* The Catcher in the Rye
* High Fidelity
* Lolita
* American Psycho
* The Perks of Being a Wallflower
* The Virgin Suicides
* Generation X
(or anything Douglas Coupland)
* The Picture of Dorian Gray

Movies: I'm a huge film buff, but at the same time, my tastes are very specific. I mainly like drama, comedy, thriller and horror films. I'm not that keen on films where things crash into other things. My favourite film is American Beauty. Favourite directors include Ingmar Bergman, Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Richard Linklater, David Lynch, and Michael Haneke. Despite my self-proclaimed status as a cinephile, I am not averse to watching trashy slasher films from the 80s or B-movies.

TV shows:
* Six Feet Under
* The Simpsons
* Louie
* Freaks and Geeks
* BoJack Horseman
* Seinfeld
* The Inbetweeners
* Fawlty Towers

* Louis Theroux documentaries
* The Office (both UK and US)
* Parks and Recreation
* The occasional game show

Music: Good lyrics are VERY important to me. My favourite artists are Crowded House/Neil Finn, Something for Kate/Paul Dempsey, The Whitlams/Tim Freedman, Rufus Wainwright, Megan Washington, Augie March, Elton John (circa 1970s), The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, Wilco, Teenage Fanclub, The Apartments, Courtney Barnett, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, R.E.M., and Radiohead.

Food: Look, as long as you're okay with pineapple on pizza...we'll get along just fine.
Six things I could never do without
* The written word. You are reading this right now, and these seemingly abstract curves and lines called 'letters' are forming associations in your mind. They're making you feel things.

* Conversation. (Accompanying alcoholic beverage optional.)

* Films

* My laptop

* Something to look forward to. There's just got to be something fun happening next week, or in two weeks' time at the absolute max. If you don't have anything to get excited about, the daily grind will defeat you.

* Live music. I often think about dying when I'm at a fantastic concert. I think about dying because I feel so blessed to be alive in that moment, and I realise a day will come when I'll no longer get to feel that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wonder if there's a secret society of Sydneysiders who use trains for the aircon. Like, instead of shopping centres or the movies, it's trains. Whatever happened to the plastic bag from American Beauty? I wonder how many hours of their life the average human being spends untangling earphones. What would happen if every person on Earth stayed in bed for one whole day? I am fascinated by the history of library books and wonder whose hands they have touched before mine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating and/or drinking around the Surry Hills area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have my Vegemite toast WITHOUT butter, so I guess you could say I'm pretty hardcore. Tell your friends about me. They'll think I'm the stuff of folklore.
You should message me if
* You nodded your head and/or smiled while reading most of what is written above.

* You can introduce me to the best coffee/burger/pizza in Sydney.

* You can string a coherent sentence together and refrain from typing "lyk dis."

* You're ambivalent about messaging me, because you may as well find out what I'm like. No online profile, no matter how elaborate, is an appropriate substitute for a face-to-face meeting of the minds.
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