Szhohwaeh
27 Madison, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a little crazy, slightly vain, and mostly female hair dresser. I don't try hard at anything and have an inability to care about a lot. But I'm also extremely sarcastic.
I'm also not the girl you might think I would be by my pictures, my wild side is relatively tame.

*I need friends more so than a romantic interest, so I'd prefer not to start off on that "let's hook up" foot. But I'm a pretty cool person to hang out with, if you can convince me to go anywhere!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cosmetologist, but I'm working towards my Master's degree in Microbiology.
I’m really good at
Driving at high rates of speed, chain smoking, and microwaving things. Running cute guys off somehow.
The first things people usually notice about me
My middle finger
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to all genres of music (except slow jazz...who likes elevators?!).

I'm a horror movie fan, the more gore the better!

I read a lot on psychology (specifically my disorder), but I have an affinity for history (disasters, disease, infamous figures).
The six things I could never do without
My dogs
Chef Boyardee
Coffee
Cigarettes
Liquor
Wikipedia
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That's classified information.
On a typical Friday night I am
Loitering in WaffleHouse
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a celebrity
You should message me if
You think you can keep up. And please, God, use decent grammar. I'm not a cryptologist, I will not attempt to decode random letters.
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