To be completely honest I re-activated my profile because I am spending too much of my free time drinking on my porch and shaking my head over the state of the neighborhood. It was either this or a pottery class.
I'm not the most positive of people but I'm funny and have a good relationship with my parents.
TL/DR: I am a tiny ship adrift upon a tremendous sea.
I'm trying to write my life's story, the working title of which is "Very Slippery and Kind of Gross."
Also, cats respect me because I don't put up with their bullshit.
I'm joking. You can't usually tell, because my grill is too distracting.
I wrote for a music blog for quite a while, so I have strange allegiances to some obscure bands that I like to trot out when I need to demonstrate my superior musical tastes.
Books: Kurt Vonnegut
Movies: Top 5: Amelie, Wet Hot American Summer, Station Agent, The Third Man, Grosse Point Blank
Food: Almost anything, though at this point I'd be happy to never set foot in a Waffle House again.
Also, I offer children cigarettes when their parents are out of earshot.