Going out to places and talking to people
-Being inventive in the kitchen (to usually good results- I'd say I have an 82% success rate)
-Bullshitting about movies, pop culture, anything relevant
-Getting eloquently angry at things. I've heard that my anger is the best kind of anger
-Being thoughtful in surprising and unexpected ways
I'm super funny, either because I'm actually funny, or because I mispronounced something
-My favorite movies range from The Conversation to Blades of Glory also there's a 78% chance I have not seen your favorite movie because my tastes are weirdly particular
-Yeah music is cool. My tastes lean on the very corporate poppy manufactured pop culture-relevant stuff. Guess who has a bag of candy corn and no fucks?
-My favorites are Indian, Vietnamese, and Mediterranean with an honorary mention to Mexican because we live in California and I love cilantro. My condolences if you have genetics that make cilantro taste like soap.
-Good powder on a pristine run overlooking a selfie-worthy lake
-45 minutes of hunger sated by a very rich but fragrant, hearty but refreshing, and perfectly cooked bowl of ramen with a soft boiled egg on top and ridiculously fatty slices of pork on the side
-80-90 miles per hour down a freeway singing really loudly to One Direction songs
-Achey faces from laughing with too many friends in too many places
-A dress with a well-fitted bust and waist area that flares out just right and ages me into the 32 year old veteran teacher I wish I was
-The funniest things my students have said today
That's not even private at all because you'll hear "Where Do Broken Hearts Go" from a mile away
-You can be described as tall, trim, and tawny
-You do creative things and can guilt me into doing creative things too
-You are Moot. If you don't understand, don't worry about it. If you do and this applies to you, call me, maybe.