If you are interested, send me a message. I don't pay for this so I can't see my likes. If you are looking to just hook up or if you are married, I'm NOT interested...no matter how cute, rich or witty your profile makes you out to be. And for those of you who missed it the first time, I'm not interested in couples. Also, I'm kinda shy on dating websites. So most likely I won't message you first.
Having gotten that out of the way, here come the dating site clichés. But this is a dating website so what else would I put? I'm extremely laid back (maybe too much so), I hate drama, I probably tell at least one person to chill every day. Life is just too short to be Type A. I hate being inside on a nice day. I'm a hopeless romantic and still believe in soul mates (where the HELL are you?). I laugh HYSTERICALLY when I get the hiccups...to the point where you will be laughing along with me or just walking out of the room because you're so annoyed that I won't stop laughing at myself. I would much rather put on jeans, a t-shirt and flip flops than get all dressed up. Although I do enjoy getting all "sexed up" (lol) every now and then. It's definitely not a weekly thing and it's for my partner, not me but I will do it in a heartbeat if I know it turns you on. I look just as hot in a dress and 4 inch heels as I do jeans. It's the personality, not the clothes. ;)
If you email me with "Hey sexy", or "You're hot", or anything along those lines, I will definitely be flattered but don't expect a reply. You might get a response from "You're cute" though. :) Also, don't get offended if you email me some great paragraph/3 page poem and I don't reply. I email some people too and they don't reply. Not everyone thinks I'm as awesome as I do. I'm perfectly ok with that. I don't need to tell them how much of an a-hole they are for not replying (like some of you do to me). That's an immediate profile block for me & I have examples if you want to make fun of these d-bags with me over drinks. :D. Don't be a d-bag. Me and my next date WILL be making fun of you over drinks.
I don't really think I'm looking for much. Just a non-psycho who has a stable job, reliable car and their own place. Why in the hell is that so hard to find?
Sorry for all the stipulations but, I'm not 18. I know what I want. I don't want to waste my time or yours.
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