41 Alpharetta, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not interested in couples, nor do I want a relationship with you and your many girlfriends/wives. That's kinda what monogamous means.

If you are interested, send me a message. I don't pay for this so I can't see my likes. If you are looking to just hook up or if you are married, I'm NOT interested...no matter how cute, rich or witty your profile makes you out to be. And for those of you who missed it the first time, I'm not interested in couples. Also, I'm kinda shy on dating websites. So most likely I won't message you first.

Having gotten that out of the way, here come the dating site clichés. But this is a dating website so what else would I put? I'm extremely laid back (maybe too much so), I hate drama, I probably tell at least one person to chill every day. Life is just too short to be Type A. I hate being inside on a nice day. I'm a hopeless romantic and still believe in soul mates (where the HELL are you?). I laugh HYSTERICALLY when I get the hiccups...to the point where you will be laughing along with me or just walking out of the room because you're so annoyed that I won't stop laughing at myself. I would much rather put on jeans, a t-shirt and flip flops than get all dressed up. Although I do enjoy getting all "sexed up" (lol) every now and then. It's definitely not a weekly thing and it's for my partner, not me but I will do it in a heartbeat if I know it turns you on. I look just as hot in a dress and 4 inch heels as I do jeans. It's the personality, not the clothes. ;)

If you email me with "Hey sexy", or "You're hot", or anything along those lines, I will definitely be flattered but don't expect a reply. You might get a response from "You're cute" though. :) Also, don't get offended if you email me some great paragraph/3 page poem and I don't reply. I email some people too and they don't reply. Not everyone thinks I'm as awesome as I do. I'm perfectly ok with that. I don't need to tell them how much of an a-hole they are for not replying (like some of you do to me). That's an immediate profile block for me & I have examples if you want to make fun of these d-bags with me over drinks. :D. Don't be a d-bag. Me and my next date WILL be making fun of you over drinks.

I don't really think I'm looking for much. Just a non-psycho who has a stable job, reliable car and their own place. Why in the hell is that so hard to find?

Sorry for all the stipulations but, I'm not 18. I know what I want. I don't want to waste my time or yours.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming a hippie and wishing I had learned some of the stuff I know now 20 years ago so that I could have enjoyed it longer.
I’m really good at
Cooking, gardening, hot yoga, daydreaming, being respectful, being sweet, writing, loving my dog, nephew, friends and family to death, eating pizza, hanging out on patios, hiking, biking, running, being a completely crazy mother fucking goofball, <-- cussing like a sailor (although I do know when that's not appropriate) and loving life. I'm good at a lot of stuff. I suck at a lot of stuff too though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told it's my hair and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm beginning to hate tv more and more the older I get. Don't get me wrong I will sit down and watch mindless tv if there is nothing else to do but.... damn, I just don't like much of anything on tv lately. I do have a thing for Sci-Fi. But mostly mind-bending, psychological movies (Cube, Circle, Exam, to name a few). I like trivia, game shows and reality tv i guess. Cash Cab used to be a fave until it went off the air. (But I did get to meet Ben Bailey at the Punchline. Score!) I refuse to watch any of the housewives shows or anything that has any of the Kardashians in it. I would rather watch paint dry. I secretly watch Jeopardy when I'm home alone. I love all music with the exception of country and hardcore rap. I'm a music freak. As far as food goes, I'll eat or try pretty much anything once. I don't eat meat, including eggs. It's a texture thing and a mind thing I guess and I mean, eggs are just GROSS. I'm a huge advocate of clean organic eating. But more power to you if you don't eat that way. You won't get a sideways glance from me. But you will eventually start to question your food choices because I will just get under your skin like that. :) I detest mushrooms and anything with mayo (gag). It's the M curse....no meat, mayo or mushrooms. I will eat, literally....anything else. Love to read...magazines, self-help books, biographies, newspapers & cereal boxes.
The six things I could never do without
My dog...damn it....my DOGS. Just adopted #2
Lip balm
Pinterest (always working on a Pinterest fail, haha)
La Croix sparkling water
Oops, more than 6. Whatever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...the love of my life and where the hell you are, what I'm going to do when I win the lottery, my carbon footprint, where I want to ride my bike today, what else I can cram in to my little patio garden, could I really live in a tiny house, why so many men email me then delete their profile before I even have a chance to look at it and well...I daydream a whole lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually home, winding down from the week with a glass of wine, possibly cooking dinner and ready to watch a movie or out with friends on a patio having several glasses of wine!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I talk to my dogs too much
You should message me if
Ummm....if you think I'm cute and/or funny?