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My self-summary
I have a boyfriend, steamviolets. My boyfriend has a wife, ashleve1084, who is also my girlfriend. We all love each other and hang out and stuff, and we had twins a year ago. The chances of hanging out with me are slim to none. I'm very busy.

Aside from being a bossy brat, I am scatterbrained and sometimes very stubborn. I have a volatile temper. I am untrusting. I am skeptical. I don't believe you. I use profane language and if that bothers you, please fuck yourself. <3 I love faces. I like butts. I am wiser than my years, in ways. Other times I act like a child. I like to run screaming into the freezing cold ocean water. I like to go so far that I can't reach. I like to ride my bike. I enjoy baking dick shaped things for the hell of it. I love to make people laugh. I really get a kick out of it. I enjoy laughing at myself. I'm over protective of those who I love. I WILL THROW DOWN! I like to go to the park and play on the swings.

I like pets. I have three dogs and two cats and two children. I also like other people's pets and children.

I am a cheeky, butt pirate, and I'm behind you.
What I’m doing with my life

Getting tattoos! So many! Put em all over mah body!

Taking care of two babies. It's a very demanding job. This is part of why I don't have time to date you. When I have free time, I fill it with my amazing friends and we play D&D.

I watch a lot of Daniel Tiger.
I’m really good at
Being enthusiastic. Getting what I want. Caring for the elderly, particularly those with Alzheimer's and Dementia. Great at baking, cooking, cake decorating. Wonderful at being crafty. I'm pretty good at being a rogue.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very friendly. Maybe too friendly. I've been told I'm loud too.

People love my freckles, my eyes, my smile, my wit. Basically people just notice that I am awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to go through books like crazy, but not so much lately. Anything Edgar Allan Poe.

My most favorite movie is Pans Labyrinth.

I'm a big Doctor Who fan, love Fringe, love Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny and many more.

As for music, I haven't met a genre that I can't appreciate.

I like steak, and bacon, and chicken, and potatoes and gin and whiskey and beer and and and

It's like we finish each others....sandwiches?
Six things I could never do without
Loved ones (My amazing family and friends)


Lip products

Dresses with tights

Urban Decay eye shadow palettes

I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Making delicious food for my family and friends, drinking wine, playing some D&D.
You should message me if
If you agree that a beards sole purpose in life is to rub against thighs.

If you want to play some D&D

If you think I'm just the coolest person you have ever read about and you just NEED to be my friend.

You want to have an artsy fartsy day and paint with me.

You want to talk about your mom.

Don't message me if you voted for Trump. Don't message me to talk about my curves. Don't message me thinking that I'm just going to fuck you because you have no idea what polyamory even is. Don't message me if you're going to expect more than friendship from me. I'm not saying that if things happened organically and feelings developed, I'd be against that. I'm just NOT seeking another relationship right now, romantic or sexual. Don't message me if you don't intend to have a friendship with my partners. Don't message me to use me to get to my partners either, while we're at it. Because that's just shitty.
The two of us