30 Saint Augustine, United States
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My self-summary
I have a boyfriend, steamviolets. My boyfriend has a wife, ashleve1084, who is also my girlfriend. We all love each other and hang out and stuff, and we had twins a year ago. The chances of hanging out with me are slim to none. I'm very busy.

Aside from being a bossy brat, I am scatterbrained and sometimes very stubborn. I have a volatile temper. I am untrusting. I am skeptical. I don't believe you. I use profane language and if that bothers you, please fuck yourself. <3 I love faces. I like butts. I am wiser than my years, in ways. Other times I act like a child. I like to run screaming into the freezing cold ocean water. I like to go so far that I can't reach. I like to ride my bike. I enjoy baking dick shaped things for the hell of it. I love to make people laugh. I really get a kick out of it. I enjoy laughing at myself. I'm over protective of those who I love. I WILL THROW DOWN! I like to go to the park and play on the swings.

I like pets. I have three dogs and two cats and two children. I also like other people's pets and children.

I am a cheeky, butt pirate, and I'm behind you.
What I’m doing with my life

Getting tattoos! So many! Put em all over mah body!

Taking care of two babies. It's a very demanding job. This is part of why I don't have time to date you. When I have free time, I fill it with my amazing friends and we play D&D.

I watch a lot of Daniel Tiger.
I’m really good at
Being enthusiastic. Getting what I want. Caring for the elderly, particularly those with Alzheimer's and Dementia. Great at baking, cooking, cake decorating. Wonderful at being crafty. I'm pretty good at being a rogue.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm very friendly. Maybe too friendly. I've been told I'm loud too.

People love my freckles, my eyes, my smile, my wit. Basically people just notice that I am awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have been known to read the shampoo bottle. I love to read. I like encyclopedias.

As for movies, nothing tops Pans Labyrinth. I like Comic book
movies. I adore scary movies. I love zombies. I like movies that
totally fuck with your head. Totally loved Hobo With a Shotgun, Revenge of the Nerds, Weird Science, Being John Malkovich.

With music I am not picky. I'm one of those dumb asses that still buys CDs. If you hop into my car, the floor is full of CDs. If you look at my computer it is full of music. Music has always been very important to me. It can modify my mood drastically. I happen to listen to Metal, Punk, any Rock, Broadway musicals, Old school rap, Jazz, 50's, 60's, 70's, Opera, Motown, Classical, a very limited amount of country, folk, blues, etc. I guess I like a lot of Indie bands, but really, who doesn't? If I'm listening to Sirius my favorite stations are Alt Nation, Lithium, Octane, and then the hits station.

The Avett Brothers, Bright Eyes, Vampire Weekend, Minus the bear, And So I Watch You From Afar, Dead Mans Bones, The animals, The zombies, Wilco, Arcade Fire, The Killers, Bear Vs. Shark, Jukebox the ghost, Them Crooked Vultures, The Roots, Ryan Adams, The Cars, The Cure, Robert Randolph & the Family Band, Queen, The Pixies, Muse, Guster, Foxy Shazam, Bloc Party, The Smiths, Foo Fighters, Kings Of Leon, Girl Talk, Elbow, Daft Punk, Bloc Party, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Slash, Metallica, MGMT, Incubus, Queens of the Stone Age, Bob Marley, Arctic Monkeys, Against Me!, The Foo Fighters, Portishead, The Features, Manchester Orchestra, Clutch, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Eyes of Fire, Fleet
Foxes, Otis Redding, Passion Pit, Foster The People, Fences, Blink 182, Adele, AXIS, Deathbed, Band of Horses, Mr. Gnome,

The powers that be heeded my grievances and finally added the television option to this section. I used to hate the TV but then I found Arrested Development. I am currently in love with the following shows:Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, New Girl, It's always sunny in Philadelphia, True Blood, How I met your mother, the big bang theory, Curb your enthusiasm, Entourage, Burn Notice, Spartacus Blood and Sand, Glee, and the Bad Girls Club. Don't you fucking judge me! I'm sure there are more but I forget a lot.

I love pickles. I like beer. Not fruity girly beers either. I like
my beer dark. Flavorful. Also Gin. So much Gin. Put it in my mouth. It's instant Christmas. And Whiskey.

It's like we finish each others....sandwiches?
The six things I could never do without
Daniel, Ashley, My two precious beastly little princesses, the rest of my family, and my best buddies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Making delicious food for my family and friends, drinking wine, playing some D&D.
You should message me if
You want to talk about your mom.