Aside from being a bossy brat, I am scatterbrained and sometimes very stubborn. I have a volatile temper. I am untrusting. I am skeptical. I don't believe you. I use profane language and if that bothers you, please fuck yourself. <3 I love faces. I like butts. I am wiser than my years, in ways. Other times I act like a child. I like to run screaming into the freezing cold ocean water. I like to go so far that I can't reach. I like to ride my bike. I enjoy baking dick shaped things for the hell of it. I love to make people laugh. I really get a kick out of it. I enjoy laughing at myself. I'm over protective of those who I love. I WILL THROW DOWN! I like to go to the park and play on the swings.
I like pets. I have three dogs and two cats and two children. I also like other people's pets and children.
I am a cheeky, butt pirate, and I'm behind you.
Getting tattoos! So many! Put em all over mah body!
Taking care of two babies. It's a very demanding job. This is part of why I don't have time to date you. When I have free time, I fill it with my amazing friends and we play D&D.
I watch a lot of Daniel Tiger.
People love my freckles, my eyes, my smile, my wit. Basically people just notice that I am awesome.
My most favorite movie is Pans Labyrinth.
I'm a big Doctor Who fan, love Fringe, love Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny and many more.
As for music, I haven't met a genre that I can't appreciate.
I like steak, and bacon, and chicken, and potatoes and gin and whiskey and beer and and and
It's like we finish each others....sandwiches?
Dresses with tights
Urban Decay eye shadow palettes
If you want to play some D&D
If you think I'm just the coolest person you have ever read about and you just NEED to be my friend.
You want to have an artsy fartsy day and paint with me.
You want to talk about your mom.