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My self-summary
Let's keep it short and sweet shall we? Can't give you everything because then what would we have to talk about?

My name is Tommy and I'm a fun loving guy who looks to have a good time no matter what.... even it is causes a few eyes to roll...

Things I do!

I still hold the door open for people and when they don't, I yell "THANK YOU"

When I laugh really hard I sound like a 5 year old girl

I have a masters degree in sarcasm... Hopefully you do too!

I'm a kind sincere guy... I know girls here get 200 messages a day and you hear that all the time so I guess you are gonna have to trust me....prove to me that good guys don't finish last!

There is a lot more of course... But again save that for coffee one day :)

What I want

A good hearted girl that can make me laugh...

A chill girl who will grab a beer with me at happy hour and doesn't mind watching a Yankee or Ranger game once in awhile...

A partner not in crime but taking over the world.... Kinda like pinky and the brain.... Narf

Don't want-

Heavy drinkers
Ditzy people.... Although that would probably make for very interesting convos

Made it this far? Awesome! Keep going!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, Im working as a manager of a catering hall. It's a job but I'm looking for a job in the city.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh... like not haha your funny, more like I peed myself a little moron...
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows...they are the eighth wonder of the world
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Goosebumps.... Only the ones that you are allowed to choose your path... I need to feel like I have all the power... (Remember reading these and if you would turn to the page and a big bold "THE END" was on the bottom you would turn back) this of course is a joke people....

Movies - Thats a tough one... I would have to say I'm a huge rocky fan... But the one movie I can never say no to is My cousin Vinny

Shows - I was a huge fan of Lost... I've seen every episode and still to this day have no idea what the hell happened...

Music - I love all kinds of music... I love 80's music... Journey...Bon Jovi... Aerosmith... But I can listen to almost anything

Food - OK here is the tough one... I am without a doubt the worlds pickiest eater... I know it's terrible but I really am... I eat like a bird so it really doesn't take much to make me happy...also makes me a really cheap date... Your welcome....
Six things I could never do without
Chinese women that do my eyebrows....(have you seen what I deal with)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the hell! The stupid bird didn't hit the pipe... Why is this game so damn frustrating!?!?
On a typical Friday night I am
I love going to dive bars with karaoke...I don't do the club thing because my idea of meeting a girl is not yelling at the top of my lungs (which I'm good at) or randomly grinding on you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im actually hoping to find someone on an online dating site... I mean there is no where to meet a girl outside of a bar without being a creeper... I figure there is a girl out there saying the same thing about online dating so why not... Oh and I can't swim or ride a bike...let the bashing begin!
You should message me if
No matter who messages me, I will always respond. I just think its polite! So if you think you fit the bill and want to chat, bring it on!
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