TLDRasaurus
30 Tempe, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an ASU student who plays soccer and also just got out of the military! I'm just excited to see where and to whom life leads me!
What I’m doing with my life
College!
The first things people usually notice about me
My offensive sense of humor. If you're easily offended by off-color jokes, move along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Dan Brown is great, Harry Potter (duh...), Game of Thrones, R.A. Salvatore, etc.
Movies:
My favorite movie of all-time is probably Forest Gump. I'm pretty much open to just about anything movie-wise and I have way too many that I love to list here.
I don't watch much T.V. but I love True Blood, Game of Thrones, The Daily Show, House and a few others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably something involving alcohol.
You should message me if
- You have a good sense of humor and aren't easily offended.
- You smile a lot and are easy-going.
- You enjoy trying new things.
- u dnt tipe lyk dis.
- You aren't a drama queen. No, seriously. I don't give a fuck about how Becky told Jessica that your shoes were ugly behind your back and your friend Jenna overheard and came running to you and now Becky and Jessica are mad at Jenna because Jenna told you and you now feel like its all your fault because now everyone is mad at everyone and you're still worried your shoes are ugly.
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