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My self-summary
I've been very bad about updating this lately so I apologize if anything is out of date.

First, just to get it out of the way, I've gone up and down a bit the last couple of years with my weight. I was down about 50 pounds (don't really have many photos from when I was), regained most of that when I switched to an office job. I really would like whoever I date next to either be very supportive in helping me get back to where I was or even maybe someone to work towards that goal together with. Just saying. Anyway...

Some more about me in an easy to read top 10 list (this is the internet after all):

10.) I used to run a website that covered video games, movies and music; it's was a lot of work and effort for little gain but I loved it and really want to get back into it. My day job is working at a software company.

9.) I'm very sarcastic and have been called witty by more than one sober person. I can have a conversation about almost anything, but philosophy, science, politics and history (to name a few) stand out.

8.) I make an amazing home-made mac n' cheese. Yes, it's worth mentioning separately. I would like to cook more but absolutely hate my kitchen.

7.) In case #10 didn't make this obvious, I openly admit I am a nerd. My obsession with The Simpsons is the stuff of legend and I think girls who are into sciency stuff and coding are sexy. Don't worry though if you aren't super techy, least you'll have someone to fix your computer.

6.) I have made movies and music, and would be happy to discuss either. If you are a girl and are musically inclined I will be smitten with you very quickly. Especially if you sing or play the viola, as my favorite band has a cute viola player and I can then transfer my crush on her to you.

5.) I'm incredibly patient and if you ever meet most of my former roommates you'll never doubt that statement. Holding grudges long term does not come easily for me but if I'm annoyed you'll probably know about it.

4.) I do not go to nearly enough happy hours. Cheap drinks and good conversation are two of my favorite things.

3.) I have a degree in Political Science, but I'm not really using it in any function.

2.) Most people who actually get to know me think I'm awesome. These people have done their research and should be listened to.

1.) I'm originally from Wisconsin and have lived up here for about five years now. So yes, I like beer. More importantly though I'm still enjoying discovering cool places in the cities and would enjoy finding someone to explore with.
What I’m doing with my life
Well when I decide to take a break from the life of a vigilante crime fighter, I work, try to find creative outlets, manage my websites, occasionally explore the cities but mostly end up marathoning some show on Netflix.
I’m really good at
Turning awkward or sad situations into something funny, sometimes bordering on inappropriate. Writing. Listening to someone complain about their life for 4 hours straight and only thinking of Batman a handful of times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm secretly a 112.5 foot tall marshmallow man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The answer to all five is Fight Club.

Seriously though, I own like 1,300 movies and I am a huge movie buff. Don't like movies? We may not be a good fit...
The six things I could never do without
Bunnies; sweet, fluffy bunnies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Batman, and how to become Batman. I suppose major world issues and such too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, drinking, gaming, riding dirty or all of the above.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It took all my willpower to resist making another Batman related joke here.
You should message me if
You laughed a couple times while reading this profile. Or, if you think I'm sexy, and you want my body, cause how else will you let me know?

Oh, and I put ages 18-99 because I don't want to discourage an awesome 20 year old or an equally awesome 38 year old from messaging/responding to me. 25-35 would probably be "where I'm aiming this bitch" at though.