25 Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I lost a needle in a hay stack once and found it. When I go to Wendy's, the entire menu changes to 99 cents. My carpet vacuums itself. Everyday is my lucky day. I'm 6'0 on paper but 6'10" when you tickle me. I have more fun then my roommate, except when he is having a LOT of fun. When you meet me the pleasure will be all yours. I hate fantasies because they always come true. I don't pay attention to fashion because it is always a step behind. I once climbed Mount Everest, Mount Kilimanjaro, and K-2 using only one bottle of oxygen and a sack of trail mix.
I party like its 1999. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after piano practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically...i rock
What I’m doing with my life
college, Work work work. Working on becoming a personal trainer, saving up to get my own studio.
I’m really good at
Cooking( Jealous ladys?), Dancing, Guitar, working out and taking care of my body, but most importantly. I am just a overall badass.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freaakin awesome personality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything. I have an open mind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends/family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once swam the amazon river with a 45lb dumbbell strapped to my scrotum in piranha infested water and used Rosie o donells queef as my only air supply, swam shark infested salt water to the artic and did battle with an angry mother polar bear on a 2x2 iceberg just for shits and giggles.