34 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I run a marathon every day before breakfast, jump out of planes to get to work and hug dolphins so often Flipper took out a restraining order. But it seems silly to boast about that on a dating site because everyone is the same, right?

So what makes me stand out? Apparently, unlike the rest of the dating site fraternity, I start but rarely finish books - pretty much unless they were written by Irvine Welsh - and only watch films that my critic mate likes because I have the attention span of a...what?

And although I love music, I’d rather go and dance like a loon to pretty much anything with a catchy beat than chin-stroke to some obscure hipster band in a trendy dive bar.

The truth is I am interested in what is real...people, things, stuff. I am fascinated by human minds, lives, backgrounds, behaviour. And I am learning sign language because being able to communicate without saying a word is fucking cool. (Plus my mum is deaf, so it’s quite handy, too.)

Everyone says they are funny, but I sometimes laugh at my own jokes and I’m not ashamed to admit it.

I hate stinginess and unreliability – meaning I’m great to go partying with but shit at saving. I am driven when something engages me but can be lazy when I’m uninterested.

At the risk of sounding like a total wet, I have a strong moral compass, hate hypocrisy and am a champion of the underdog.

Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention... My rave dancing was once described as “not bad” by Diversity’s Ashley Banjo. That alone should make you want to meet me.
What I’m doing with my life
Aiming to take the world by storm, starting with a small corner of North-East London.
I’m really good at
Writing. Eating. Talking. Listening. Laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nobody's ever told me. I'd like to say my blue eyes, natty trainers, piss-taking and nice voice. But in reality, it's probably my big old eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like interesting stuff, dancing and eating. But not at the same time because that gets messy.
The six things I could never do without
What is this, Desert Island Discs?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
All sorts. But they are always pretty decent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have the world's worst tattoo. Only the fact it was done by a blind man with Parkinson's makes it slightly more bearable. Well, it would if it were true.
You should message me if
You like what you've read. Obviously.