TXSmartGuy
36 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
"Everybody say, 'nothing comes too easy,' but when you got it, baby, nothing comes too hard." -- Prince
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting the art of perfecting the art.

Trying to figure out which one is you. You know you have like five pictures of you and the same six friends, right? Could you add a circle or arrow or something? Until then I'm assuming you are the awkward looking one.
I’m really good at
* Being halfway across the street when the crosswalk says "go"
* Amusing myself
* Karaoke like whoa
* Looking like I know what I'm doing
The first things people usually notice about me
I probably just said something hilarious, or offensive, or both. Often both. I didn't mean anything by it, I swear! [He did mean it. --ed]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Rushmore" is the greatest movie ever made, objectively speaking.

Some TV shows I have enjoyed include The Wire, Arrested Development, and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Dexter was good for two seasons, then it sucked. Admit it. (October 2013 update: I called this "Dexter sucks" thing like 3 years ago. WAY before that finale!)

I like non-fiction books.

Michelin stars = good. Gray's Papaya = great.

Prince is the greatest musical genius of our generation.
The six things I could never do without
* Laptop
* BBQ
* An audience
* Me Lucky Charms

I'm easy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I just keep delegating, eventually I can go on vacation year-round. Right?

And what the hell is a "digital agency," and why do all you girls work for one?
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately Fridays have been spent recovering from Thursdays. They say nobody plans to fail...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't read your favorite books/movies/music list. (Just in case you didn't read mine though, let me re-state: Prince is the greatest musical genius of our generation.)
You should message me if
You are really good at holding things without dropping them.

Every girl I've ever *really* liked has, at least once, purchased a car with a manual transmission. The rest of you, good luck.
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