38Glendale, United States
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My self-summary
Hello there!!! I am philosophical, sarcastic, and funny and I'd like to talk to interesting, eclectic, funny people who are open minded, and like to think about the stranger things in life. I like science, history, comics, movies, hiking, camping, traveling, dancing, parties, festivals, amusement parks, art, photography and learning new things. If you'd like to know more contact me, and don't hesitate to ask anything (I can give you the weather and time if you really need it, but it might come a little late).
What I’m doing with my life
Hurt myself back in March of 2016. Now I'm trying to get myself in shape at the Glendale, EoS every Sun - Thurs some time after 11 pm. Feel free to say, "Hi", though don't be surprised if I don't recognize you as I'm on here about once a week.
I’m really good at
I'm a good artist, writer, philosopher, driver, listener, and friend.
The first things people usually notice about me
I wear a lot of different hats, my height, and my long hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I prefer non-fiction over fiction and I'm currently reading "Physics: From The Big Bang to Quantum Resurrection" Other good books I've read are "E=MC Squared", "The Universe in a Nutshell", "A Brief History of Time", "The Elements", among many others. I also read "Scientific American", "Discover", and "Astronomy" magazines regularly. My favorite book is "The Emperor Wears No Clothes", by Jack Herer.

My favorite movies include Quentin Tarantino movies, all the Monty Python movies, anything by Mel Brooks, South Park the Movie, most of the Marvel movies and most horror, comedies, action adventure, cartoons, and documentaries as well.

I'm not really watching too much TV lately, but when I do my favorite channels are H2, Discovery Science, USA and the Cartoon Network. My favorite TV shows include Cosmos, The Walking Dead, Falling Skies, Perception, Major Crimes, Elementary, The Big Bang Theory, Community, NCIS, Person of Interest, most older cartoons, all the Star Treks and my sports of choice are wrestling and football (Go Eagles!!! My hometown is Philly don't judge).

My top 5 favorite bands are Pink Floyd, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against The Machine, System of a Down, and Linkin Park. My favorite genre is rock, but will listen to anything but country as it makes me sleepy.

My favorite food is pizza, or anything with sauce and cheese on it.
Six things I could never do without
1. Laughter
2. My Own Transportation
3. New Things to Learn
4. Air Conditioning (in this desert)
5. Stationary (for art)
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, the past, my theory of everything, "What's dark matter/energy?", the meaning of life, "How water came about on Earth?", "Is fire alive?", "What's the air speed velocity of unladen swallows?", "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?" and many other stranger and fantastic theoretical ideas that spark my interest. I also spend time thinking about how to make us energy independent in as short a time as possible. And more time is spent coming up with new artistic endeavors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working on art if my pain lets me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't own a smartphone, and my computer crashed.

5 Perks of Dating Someone Without a Smart Phone:

1. Will pay attention to what you're saying unless distracted by other media (TV, Movies, Books, Video Games).
2. Won't try to track you (shouldn't relationships be built on trust anyway?).
3. Won't look through your phone or use it period, unless there's an emergency (and even then I'll probably need your help).
4. Have no way to use apps (especially dating ones).
5. No unwarranted dick pics before the 1st date.

5 Pains of Dating Someone Without a Smart Phone:

1. You can't track me (Not that I mind, I hated 1984).
2. Don't care if I leave home without a phone.
3. Don't have directions and only has access to remembered knowledge.
4. I can't read emojis.
5. I can't get your naughty photos if and when you're ready to send any (But that's more of a pain to me).
You should message me if
If you're patient. I have no internet connection of my own so it might take a week or so to get back to you, plus I don't feel comfortable in my own skin right now so intimacy might take some time.

You like me and think we'd make good friends.

You'd like to have a descent conversation.

Don't be shy, I like girls who take initiative (especially if they've rolled it before. lol)
The two of us