OKC hasn't allowed us to check that, to tell you that in the part above, but it's true. Really.
We're happily married (for more than a decade), love sex with each other and with others. Since we started fooling around next to, and with, other couples, we've found that our romantic and sex lives have improved dramatically. We're game for most anything, ranging from dating another couple - to much more bodily "swinging." We like and have fun with each/both. We think of ourselves as monogamish, not polyamorous. We're secure in our relationship. He's straight; she's mostly straight but she likes to fool around with cute girls.
We really liked "A Separation" recently.
We like most music (though T likes Robyn Hitchcock, which N thinks is excluded from the category).
We eat most anything.
(What's more, if you're a guy, a single guy, a married guy on the sly, or whatever - if there's only ONE of you? Then PLEASE don't message us. We. Are. Not. Interested. And we will receive indications of interest from single men as hostile statements of disregard for our profile.)
If you're fun, smart, funny, hot.
If you communicate well - with one another and with us.
If we'll enjoy the drinks we have with you as much as we'll enjoy the rest of the time we spend together.
[Evidently, we have to add this: if you are genuinely hopeful we'll respond, please write something - anything - that indicates that you have read this profile and understand who we are, what we're looking for.]