I'm a cool geek.
I'm a smart-ass.
I'm a keen observer.
I'm a study in subtlety.
I'm a typical INTP.
I'm an humble intellectual.
I'm a dreamer and a passionate idealist.
I'm a cynic and a realist.
I'm a sporty beach nut.
I'm a "purple person".
I'm an NPR junkie.
I'm an ailurophile (look it up); and I'm learning to be an oenophile.
I'm the soul of discretion.
I'm a slave to my passions.
I'm a sharp-dressed exhibitionist.
I'm a foodie, but I'm not all smarmy about it.
I kiss better than I dance.
I'm an experimenter.
I'm an original.
I'm here, ok?
Something fun that I can challenge myself to get better at.
Tasty deliciousnesses of any kind.
Sunscreen? I mean technically I could do without it, but I really shouldn't.
Ah, so maybe I should just say "The Sun".. and all its various accessories.
...oh yeah tortilla chips for sure, even though I already mentioned tasty deliciousness. They all wouldn't be enough without tortilla chips.