33Gibsonia, United States
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My self-summary
Eclectic. Sarcastic. Curious. Passionate. A bit (very?) misanthropic.
What I’m doing with my life
Ruining my body with loud music, strong drinks, and delicious food, among other, admittedly less exciting, things.
I’m really good at
making breakfast burritos (or tacos, depending on the size of available wraps).

Things I'm not really good at:
- Manipulating cellophane without it getting irreversibly stuck to itself.
- Remembering to buy the one thing that I went to the store for in the first place.
- Correctly determining whether the song that is currently playing is by Pearl Jam or by Stone Temple Pilots.
- Getting ice trays into my freezer without spilling half of the water.
- Folding any type of clothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
There's a large collection of a hair-like substance growing out of the lower half of my face. Most people think it's there to keep me warm, but I've determined that its primary function is to prevent wing sauce from entering my mouth, much to my dismay. I used to fight against it on nearly a daily basis, but as of late I've decided to attempt to maintain a symbiotic relationship with it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yes, I like all of these things.
Six things I could never do without
A good Old Fashioned (Buffalo Trace is the go to)
The Decemberists
...and so on.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Making all of the people at my local bar very uncomfortable by playing the most hipster stuff I can find on the jukebox.

Actually, it's much more likely that I'm out somewhere dancing poorly, playing darts, or just generally being inebriated with friends. Preferably all at the same time.
You should message me if
the thought of typing a sentence or two of pointless conversation sounds intriguing.
The two of us