26Johannesburg, South Africa
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My self-summary
(Read this in Morgan Freeman's voice)

I'm a easy-go-lucky type of guy and I don't get angry very easily. I like meeting new people and talking about interesting things.

I'm very traditional in the sense that I still believe that a woman should be respected and treated like a lady, I like to do nice things for a woman willing to spend time with me.

I'm a smoker and social drinker and I am fond of a good whiskey.

My family moved alot when I was younger and as a result I can relate very easily to someone I have never met before.

(Also, I have Nyaned for 9852.3 seconds)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in my dream job developing finacial systems for large corporations as a Bussiness Intelligence Consultant.

In my spare time I like to read novels or go on runs with my motorcycle. I also like to spend time online increasing my knowledge base. But my studies usually get priority.

All my other hobbies are quite expensive so I don't do them often enough to list here.
I’m really good at
Screaming at the television (I've almost got it down to an art)
Pissing off hipsters and people who take themselfs too seriously.
Anything computer related.
Making typos.
Almost slipping in the shower.
I am a jack-of-all-trades.
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely my smile (thank you, my high school braces :D ). Some say my charisma, but I'm not totally convinced. My tattoos aren't in obvious places.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Crime & Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky,
The Day of the Jackal - Frederick Forsyth,
The Dogs of War - Frederick Forsyth
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson,
all of Stieg Larson's books,
The Great Shark Hunt - Hunter S. Thompson,
The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien
The Old Man and the Sea - Ernest Hemingway
The Phantom of Manhattan - Frederick Forsyth
The Rum Dairy - Hunter S. Thomson
A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
War & Peace - Leo Tolstoy
1984 - George Orwell
Blood & Gold - Ann Rice
The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty - A.N. Roquelaure
The Cobra - Frederick Forsyth
The Fist of God - Frederick Forsyth

And many more, I believe that any book that stimulates your imagination and touches social issues is a good book.

My favorite author is (as you might have noticed) is Frederick Forsyth and behind him is Hunter S. Thompson
I also read most of the mainstream books that films are based on (Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, etc..)


American History X
Boondock Saints
Fight Club
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Three Kings
The Usual Suspects
Political Documentaries (Police State, End Game, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, etc...)


Monty Python's Flying Circus
Trailer Park Boys
Robot Chicken
Parks & Recreation
The Office (All mocumentaries really)
South Park


Well I was raised with a father who listens to Chris De Berg, Queen and other records that were released on vinyl (I know, hipster right?).
And on the other side my mother listens to Classical music. I like to believe that I am well cultured when it comes music.

I play classical, electric and bass guitar and as a result my favorite genre is Heavy Metal.
Heavy Metal was born through a mix of blues and classical, and the combination of emotion and discipline appeals to me.

I also listen to (cringe) dubstep. I find it quite brainless so my mind doesn't get distracted when I listen to it whilst working.


Food is nutrition. Some just happen to taste better than others. I don't think we should eat emotionally.
Six things I could never do without
My Motorcycle
An internet connection (giiivvveee meee KNOWLEEEEEDGE!!!)
Toothbrush (I see a lot of people on here who would rather have their phones though?)
Something to stimulate my mind. (You know, a rubix cube, an algorythm, an ant or whatever)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why don't Pringles come in larger tins?
When will the warp drive be fully funtional? (My guess is 20-25 years, by the way)
How long before the human race wipes itself out through pure stupidity?
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending time with friends and/or family, I get along really great with my siblings. But I also enjoy smoking a joint and listening to late night talk radio. Sounds unorthodox but trust me, it's quite enticing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a Justin Bieber song on my phone. Just kidding. XD

(I have two)
You should message me if
...you are able to read a book or take a joke. You can message me even if you just want to be friends. (I'm here to meet new people and I think you are here for that too?

(also, if that unclosed bracket bothered you, you should definitely message me)
The two of us