33 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I can't seem to get a decent date in this city. New. York. City. And it's damn frustrating. It's bringing shame to my family. It's bringing shame to me. Even my cousin with the frizzy hair and the high-pitched laugh has found someone to frolic with. So let's fix this.
What I’m doing with my life
I started out teaching English but have also made models of parks you know and love at a landscape architecture firm, been a beach volleyball referee, and wrote the winning essay in a third grade competition. I've since gathered all that wisdom and currently manage a community college program that helps adults get their high school equivalency diplomas.
I’m really good at
compiling playlists, walking into things, putting words together, volleyball, and chutes. And ladders.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't dare to guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading:
Elizabeth Bishop, Neil LaBute, Margaret Atwood

Continually re-reading:
James Baldwin, Breece D'J Pancake, Joan Didion

Recently watched:
The Lobster, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, El Topo

Will watch anytime:
Predator, The Breakfast Club, Little Miss Sunshine

Currently listening to:
Billie Holiday, The Menzingers, The Lumineers

Always on repeat:
Nina Simone, Joy Division, Cat Power

As for food, I’ll eat basically anything except olives. Neither green. Nor black.
The six things I could never do without
"Drinking. Smoking. Straight West Coasting." Three things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My fear of dating someone that doesn't enjoy the movie Predator.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am still mourning the fact that The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is no longer running.
You should message me if
You too are feeling the frustration of not having yet met that funny, beautiful, sexy, successful, confident woman of your dreams. Because that's what I'm thinking about. Except the exact opposite.