32 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
It's not easy to be this sophisticated and this unrefined at the same time. It's a delicate balancing act. There is seriously kind of a tug of war going on: my irreverent side is always competing with my intellectual side for attention. I'm athletic-- if somebody steals your phone I will chase them down, tackle them, and get you your phone back. If I'm gone for more than 5 minutes, please call the police.
I’m really good at
Making light of the situation
Making a lot of food and then eating it
Brain challenges
Body challenges
The first things people usually notice about me
He's white
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How The Mind Works by Steven Pinker
Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynman! by Richard Feynman
Herzog by Saul Bellow
Trainspotting, the film and the novel, both masterpieces

I love comedy. Some people Who Are Funny/Amazing To Me:
Larry David
Everybody Involved With Bob's Burgers
Ilana Glazer
Dave Chapelle
Louis CK
Jon Stewart
Kristen Schaal
Norm Macdonald
Russell Brand

Music is important. So is food, but in a different way.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human behavior
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll try and update this every Friday.
You should message me if
You're as awesome as your dog thinks you are