Takeonme34375
33Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
I love people, cooking, and comedy. A great whistler, I also excel at furniture assembly and opening difficult to open jars and bottles. A master in the lost art of calculating tips, parallel parking on either side of the street is child's play for me.

5 Stars: "A perfect gentleman who made me laugh uproariously." -Anonymous woman

5 Stars: "Made 50 Shades of Grey seem as tame as the Teletubbies." -Anonymous woman

5 Stars: "My favorite son. Don't tell your brother." -My mom
What I’m doing with my life
I reached the word limit trying to write a description of what I do in the first 10 minutes of my day
I’m really good at
Jenga
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The only thing I've ever really gotten into has been the fifth season of Army Wives
Six things I could never do without
Let's just say they all involve butterscotch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sorites paradox: If you remove a single grain of sand from a heap, you still have a heap. Keep removing single grains, and the heap will eventually disappear. Can a single grain of sand make the difference between a heap and a non-heap?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'll try to update this every Friday.
You should message me if
You do not have a reverse mohawk.
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