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My self-summary

Was going to start my profile with a few white lies about my love of salsa dancing and shoe shopping and my enormous circle of friends, my love of elegant little restaurants; and to this I was going to add some banalities such as 'I love traveling' and 'I like to snuggle up on the sofa with a glass of wine and a DVD'.

But instead of the blah blah blah I am going to give you a few home truths

1. I am ugly. I normally break camera lenses and have had to resort to using industrial strength titanium shielded ones. I also had to resort to fooling the camera by disguising myself

2. I have all the charm of a rhinoceros. A very bad tempered rhino at that, in fact one who got out of the wrong side of the bed and has just chewed on a bee's nest.

3. I am fabulously wealthy. But I am looking for a partner not a gold digger so if I disguise this for a while I am sure you'll understand ;)

4. I am world's worst dancer. My saving grace is that I can cook

If I haven't scared you off yet then I am looking for someone who is funny, intelligent, honest, loving and great fun to be with for a long-term relationship. I am genuine 6'1'' (so you can always wear heels with me), I am in good shape as I regularly go running and to the gym. I have a passion for astronomy and I am a bit of a geek when it comes to science and technology.

But if you are not geeky, don't worry. I have a wide range of tastes some that veer towards normality such as comedy, cinema, history, art, architecture, politics. I can pretty much talk about anything ....... just don't try and get me interested in fashion.

and finally I am a fun, intelligent, kind guy with a big heart - honest
What I’m doing with my life
I have had a complete career change, I used to work in marketing, I am now a science teacher at a special needs school
I’m really good at
I think it is for others to say what you are good at however if pushed I think I am a good at conversation.

I am told that I am intelligent.
The first things people usually notice about me
My good looks and dazzling wit (and a little bit of awkwedness)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Dont really do novels although I do like Harry Potter. I like reading about history and science.

Films - Gattaca, The Departed, 7 years in Tibet, True Romance, The Replacement Killers.

Music - A lot of stuff from the late 70's 80's and early 90's including; Bob Marley, Specials, Madness and SKA in general, Visage, OMD, Blondie, Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Les Zepplin, EMF, Happy Mondays, Primal Scream, Air, World Party, The , Orb, The Beloved, Tom Waits, The Pogues, Moby, - Just a selection, I like lots else as well

Food - Thai, Chinese, Mexican, Indian, English
Six things I could never do without
My daughters, my friends, my health, my home, my car, internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My kids and the opportunities that there are in life. I like to learn new things. I will continue to learn until the day I die
On a typical Friday night I am
Out socialising or chilling
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play video games
You should message me if
If you are looking to chat to someone who is intelligent and enjoys a laugh.
The two of us