36Kansas City, United States
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My self-summary
It's one of those profiles where the couple is looking for a third. A unicorn.

Kind of cliché, I know, but we're interested in meeting and getting to know someone, not a faceless hookup we kick out the door as soon as the night ends.

We're NPR listening beer snobs, hopeless coffee assholes, and unrepentant The Room enthusiast.

We've had a short term relationship with a second woman about a year ago that ended amicably, and we're interested in starting something new again.
I’m really good at
making guacamole and a fool of myself, though never at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have little to no hair on my head and often wear a beard. I believe it's a popular trend with guys over the age of thirty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Ugh, I need to read more, but here are some authors I have enjoyed in the past: Alan Moore, David Sedaris, Jeff Smith, J.G. Ballard, Cormac McCarthy, Joseph Heller, Joss Whedon, Milton, Kurt Vonnegut, Ken Kasey, Charles Bukowski, Sherman Alexi.

Movies: Checking out a flick at the Screen Land or Tivoli tends to be my first pick.

Music: I like music, as most people do. I'm a fan of The Decembrists, Faith No More, The Cure, The J.B's, Radiohead, T.V. on the Radio, John Coltrain are just a few.

Food: Um... yes, please. From hoity-toity food I've cooked in my sous vide to hole in the walls.
Six things I could never do without
Marv, my three legged old man
Podcasts, so many podcasts
My lovely girlfriend
Old fashions
Exploring the hidden side of this town
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Memes; what to cook next; how to abide by a proper bed time; treat yo self.
You should message me if
If you want to. Send me a message. I'm not going to do it for you. I'm not your maid.
The two of us