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My self-summary
Are you tired of being lonely at night and struggling to move your furniture? Do you want someone who tells you you're beautiful instead of hot? Who calls you back when you hang up? Someone who will come running when you have a real problem and fix it without a second thought, then stay to make sure everything is OK? Do you want someone who's unafraid of acting goofy with you in front of his friends, who can reliably express emotion on the simple level of holding your hand? Someone who prefers seeing you without makeup because he actually likes you the way you are? Someone who knows he's lucky to have you and acts accordingly? If you're sick and tired of the boys constantly trying to get to know the ins and outs of your pants before getting to know the ins and outs of you and are finally ready for a man who knows what he wants, then look no further. I am the tall, scruffy, heat blanket you've been looking for. I'll keep you safe while also being able to listen, understand, and give good advice. I'll provide the emotional support you need, the validation you crave, and the ever elusive "You're right, they're all just jealous!" If you want your own personal Prince Charming, the one who will agree with you every moment of every day, make your parents proud, friends jealous, and every fantasy come true, then I wish you the best of luck. I hope you find him one day.

In the meantime, if you're looking for a genuine guy who you'll have fun getting to know as he gets to know you, who will occasionally make you laugh (and honestly, most of what's listed above), then you've found him. Hi, my name's Matt.
What I’m doing with my life
Managing my Minions and analyzing business things at a start up
I’m really good at
Laughing at myself, being sarcastic to the point of annoyance, cooking, taking care of my 12 year old pooch.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height. I'm pretty short. It's a problem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS! Ender's Game, 1984, Watchmen, Dune, The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings, On The Road, Fight Club, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, House of Leaves, and Pillars of the Earth/World Without End. Anything by King, Asimov, Kafka, Rand, Freud, Kant, Jordan, Simon, Pahlaniuk, and Ludlum.

MOVIES! Monty Python, Star Wars, Amélie, Pulp Fiction, This Is Spinal Tap, Casablanca, Good Will Hunting, Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, Fight Club, L4yer Cak3, Superbad, Anchorman, Scott Pilgrim, Suckerpunch.

MUSIC! Cliché, I know, but I listen to everything. Favorites will usually fall under the EDM umbrella (though I hate the term). Addicted to Big G, Claude Von Stroke, Richie Hawtin, LOUISAHHH!!!, Mighty Mi x Slugworth, Booka Shade, Skream, Flatboys, Moon Boots, Gorgon City, Dutty Moonshine.
Nine Inch Nails will sometimes play on repeat. (Hint: Trent Reznor is a god among men.)

FOOD! Spicy. Anything spicy. Or Italian, French, Chinese, Thai, Greek. Really, I just like food.
Six things I could never do without
Family and friends
Technology (new shinies are the best)
Hobbes, my dog
Music and good speakers
A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future (Cylons or SkyNet first?), new theories about cognition and why we think the way we do, space and its infinite possibilities.

Most consistently important thinks: when I'm going to be eating next, what I'm going to be eating next.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends at a show or just out at the bar, most likely playing games (professions, scattergories, the name game)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This profile. I'm not too big on the idea of internet dating; I think meeting people on here is good, but emailing back and forth for extended periods of time only makes meeting people in person more anxiety-inducing than it needs to be. Meet, talk, go out and see if there's anything between us. Sound good to you too? Great, let's get going.
You should message me if
You don't base your expectations of men on Twilight, romantic comedies, or Disney movie characters. You're not somebody who always talks about the superficial and looks artificial, but are spontaneous and authentic. Someone who is not afraid to make the first move, not that you have to or should, but still has the confidence to do so. Oh, and obviously because you think I'm attractive, because, let's be honest, nobody really makes their decisions solely on what someone writes.
The two of us