30Soldotna, United States
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My self-summary
I am attached to my pets. I like to cook and drink wine... you can't cook without drinking wine... can you? I enjoy doing things alone, not to say I don't need anyone else, I do, I've been trying to open this jar of pickles for like a year now. I'm difficult to get along with if my humor is lost on you. I'm dramatic but not emotional. I love being outside when it's warm out. I have a peculiar type of humor, and I laugh at my own jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
I bought a house this year. I work as an office manager for a small medical facility. My Summers are spent outside, typically hiking. I have a Papillion dog and a Catahoula Cur dog. If you don't like girls with pets, you wont like me and I probably wont like you either. I'm actively working on my house, it's a fixer upper so most of my time goes into fixing things around the house.
I’m really good at
Procrastination, I'll fill this out later.
The first things people usually notice about me
Im pale, (my nickname in the Army was "Snowflake" for a reason) I've blinded people with my pale skin... also, My eyes and my height...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I listen to audio books, anything Michael Crichton, many Steve Berry, The Dark Tower, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Roald Dahl, Irvine Welsh, Charles Bukowski, A Clockwork Orange, ...

Movies: The Count of Monte Christo, Labyrinth, Stranger than fiction, The Princess Bride, The Shawshank Redemption, Lucky Number Slevin, Serenity, The Big Lebowski, The Royal Tenenbaums, Snatch, True Grit.

TV Shows: Better Off Ted, Archer, Firefly, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Psych, BBC Top Gear, Futurama, Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, How I met your mother, Home Movies, Venture Bros., Numbers, Merlin, ...
Six things I could never do without
The internet, everything on it is true.
My fluffies... they are fluffy.
Pandora, because I'm terrible at choosing music.
A hammer... most of my problems can be solved with one of these.
Blankets... it can be 80* outside and I will be wrapped up in a blanket like a burrito telling you to close the window, "I'm cold!"
Diet Coke, because I don't give a shit about my body.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to do when the sun comes out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, watching something on Netflix or posting stupid photos of my pets online. Because they entertain me...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not very private and I rock at Never Have I Ever...
You should message me if
...you don't care that I never wear matching socks.
...you're not offended that my dogs sit on the couch.
The two of us