26 Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
First things first, my name, can't be changed. I want to so badly because I'm not a douche and I made that name ever so long ago lol

I have never taken this site seriously, but I am now making changes and additions to show a little bit of an effort?

I'm known in my crowd of friends as a TGB.... and recently found out it means Tall Goofy Bastard. I'm known to make people laugh and lighten people up when they don't know how to take a joke or smile about certain things.

I love to go out and have fun, and I love to do things that some may regret, but I tend to embrace. I live my life, and that is something I will never regret.

I believe in attraction in a relationship. Looks aren't everything but they do account for a lot with first impressions. With that being said, if you do not take care of yourself I will not reply. I'm sorry if that is shallow, but I eat healthy (with cheat days) and I work out to maintain a healthy shape.

I work in dinkytown, so if you're ever out my way hit me up and maybe your first round will be on me!
What I’m doing with my life
I just got out of 5 years of being an Active Duty Soldier, and I tell ya, it was rough on my poor soul. I'm kidding, it wasn't that bad, but it has inspired me to be more open to life's suggestions. And now I am back living in Minnesota, and I am currently working and I am also writing and working on a book deal.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh is something I pride myself at. I can crack a smile on anyone's face, and people love me for that. I am good at anything that involves physical activity. I love sports, and I love doing anything outdoors, I.E. Skydiving, camping, hiking, and anything on the beach/lake. I am also pretty awesome at beach volleyball, fact.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height and my tattoos. If you're lucky, my smile lol I have a killer smile, and pics don't tend to show it (not in my eyes at least)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll give up 3 favorites in each:

Books: In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and Dante's Inferno

Movies: The Departed, Not Another Teen Movie, and Anchorman

Shows: Sons of Anarchy, Archer, and How I Met Your..... Wait for it..... Mother

Music: Country, Rock and Rap (The only 3 genres lol)

Food: Chicken Wings, Sushi, and Queso Dip lol
The six things I could never do without
Family and Friends
My Dog
My iPhone
My pen and paper
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can do to experience everything I can
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or trying new bars. Working or relaxing at home. Nothing is ever the same!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been known to spoil my dog. She is 7 months and my world. She cuddles with me every night and she comes first. She is a German Shephard and collie mix... I'm not a lonely dog but, but she has proven to be the only girl who will stick by my side no matter what
You should message me if
You want to lol like I said I don't put much on my page so let me tell you about myself in messages, it makes it more personal