32 Alameda, United States
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My self-summary
How do I describe myself in a box? It's almost impossible, but Ill try.
I'm complex yet simple, but what female isn't? I'm a sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold that is just wanting to meet her match. I consider myself a girly girl with that perfect edgy side. The side that craves adventure and spontaneity. I do not have a problem getting my hands dirty, in fact, I like it!
Adrenaline is my friend. Super into anything that gives me a rush. I love motorcycles, heights, the ocean, the mountains, and I fucking love anything that goes fast. Ill pretty much try anything at least once.
Bottom line, I'm comfortable and confident in my own skin. I know what I want, but more importantly, I know what I don't want.
I'm looking for someone to try new things with. Someone to push my boundaries both physically and mentally.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it....
I have a great job that I love to go to.
Family and friends that love me and I them.
Been lucky enough to travel to many countries and still adding to the list.
Can't really complain.....
I’m really good at
Being an inappropriate goofball, yet shy at the same time.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a ball of joy with a fucking potty mouth. A girl that likes to wear a dress and makeup, but LOVES to get dirty in the mud and rides a motorcycle...........but mostly my hair, tattoos, green eyes, and piercings. Probably in that order too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The outlaw journalist himself, Hunter S Thompson.
Music biographies
William S Burroughs
Books about serial killers

Family Guy
South Park
Duck Dynasty
MMA (Bellator & UFC)

I have a huge love for movies. Sometimes it takes a few tries to see one in its entirety. I tend to fall fast asleep in theaters, on couches, on the floor....it doesn't matter where, ill be out like a light. Unless its fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Love that shit!

I love all music. Just depends on my mood. My taste is very eclectic :) Rock, metal, Dubstep, Country, bluegrass, Funk, Oldies, etc.
The six things I could never do without
My Mom
Animals....especially my cats
Motorcycles Motorcycles Motorcycles!!!
Delicious food (especially sugar....I'm addicted to sugar!!!)
Airplanes/travel (my passport)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next travel destination, food, next tattoo, my moto, love, why Im so facinated with tall men seeing as how Im only 5'1, how funny farts are....I'm pretty simple.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cuddling with my cats on the couch......that is unless something SUPER interesting strikes my fancy. See, I work long hours and my couch is such a gentleman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well it's not really that private, but thunder and lightning storms turn me on...
Oh, and I vacuum about twice a day, sometimes more. I can't sleep at night if I don't. I annoy myself with it.
You should message me if
You think you can challenge my sarcasm. I get bored with "typical" banter pretty easily and I cherish people that can bring out my witty, dark, crude, clever side. Maybe someone who wants to show me new places and share new adventures. More motorcycle buddies would be fucking fantastic!!!
If you have a cat, you should definitely message me! Actually, MUST be an animal lover!!!