32 Santa Monica, United States
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My self-summary
I lived & worked in 40 countries, won a box of trophies, got published worldwide, met a bunch of rock stars, who cares.
I quit to study science full time.
Now I'm poor & have no friends. Thanks Obama.

For my next trick, I'm in Santa Monica California to paint birds & look into camping. I took a Greyhound 45 hours from Seattle to this place I've never been & don't know anyone, where I got a performer permit. So far I like it. I'll probably keep trying to sell art through Xmas. If it doesn't pay off by then, I'll go somewhere else in Mexico or CA.

My goals right now are to finish my Biology degree, start a comics company, & finalize my Canadian citizenship.
I have a barn in WA I've been turning into a house/studio the past few years, but I'm only there occasionally. There I collect hundreds of books & unfinished paintings.
What I’m doing with my life
Science & Comics.
Every day's an adventure.
Scavenger hunting for mushrooms, bugs, rocks, plants & planets.
Everything's comedy, do you see that?
Mellow intensity, analytical bewilderment.
I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, adapting, puzzles etc.
Being sore all over.
Editing your book.
Being in the right place at the right time.
DISCLAIMER: Cannot shoot lasers or levitate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't drink coffee or beer?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Sagan, Hawking, Ray Kurzweil, Regenesis, Ignorance, Ecopragmatist Manifesto, Superorganism, What is Your Dangerous Idea, Mycelium Running, Nanoscale, No Country For Old Men, Letters From A Nut, Invisible Kingdom, Colliding Worlds, Medical Astronomy, Street Cat Named Bob, Sanctuary of Trees, Organic Chemistry, Engineering Animals, Avoid Boring People.
Star Talk, fuck yeah.
I don't watch TV at all, movies rarely.
I like fish, blues-jazz, & nonfiction.
I think 90% of music & art is total shit.
I like standup comedy & magicians.
I'd rather watch an old puppet show or BW silent film instead of this BlueRay Avatar shit.
The six things I could never do without
Felix the Cat
Giant shitcannon volcano under Seattle

I noticed a lot of you say phone/TV/car here...Vile people, have you no shame? Is your life so boring?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love & Death mostly.
Also DNA, bioengineering, geoengineering, microbiology, mycology, astrobiology, The Sloane Wall, tardigrades, geology, topology, LH Collider, Popeye, exoplanets, electromagnetism, mirror molecules, Iapetus, knots, braids, layers, origami folds & proteins, comets, amino acids, magma, gravity, trains, superconductors, Antarctica, bats, cats, rats, all the spinning spirals & moving molecules in the universe, all the stories waiting to be written, all the unanswered questions.
Dinosaurs > Dragons
On a typical Friday night I am
Studying and/or working.
Maybe I'll start drinking again, that sounds entertaining. And then I'll be like, "Hey look I'm a regular human having fun wheeeee"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been 30 for more than 1 year.
You should message me if
-If you're more attracted to me than your phone.
-If you weigh less than me & want to screw every day.
-If you want to do anything here in physical reality.
-If you like science & nature more than fiction.
-If you want to make stuff.
-If you want to buy some art.
-If you want to talk shit about everything.

Bonus if you're not American...
Internet 'dating' is a waste of time in the USA. I have way better results w/women from any other country.
You can tell this site is stupid because it has astrology.
I think the fake profiles are funny...Most men must be drooling retards.