I'm allergic to cucumber.
I started driving when I was 8.
I don't get enough sleep.
I like whiskey. And Beer. WhiskeyBeer.
I don't give a fuck about your problems.
What we do in the shadows.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
If it's not polka I probably like it.
Drop off laundry service.
You didn't have to google leatherman.
You know ratchets are straps, bongos are ties, sash is cord, and Vogue is the best paint man has ever created.
You want to eat Thai food with me.
If I liked you.