I'm on okcupid looking for my last great love. I have got battle scars but I'm in no way broken. I like to think of myself as a good communicator and I'm attracted to the same.
I'm bad at:
Hooking up electronics/computers, lying, math, being patient, not giving a fuck what people think about me, acting my age, sleeping
Or my accent y'all
Ryan Adams. Shawshank Redemption. Nanci Griffith. Good Will Hunting. Silver Linings Playbook. Bob Schneider. Wilco. Jack White. Lars and the Real Girl. Dr. Suess. Mexican food (texmex to be exact - you will be rewarded handsomely if you know of a decent texmex joint in the bay area!!). Thai food. Strawberries. Longhorn Football. The Dallas Cowboys. Disneyland. Bagettes in Paris. Tapas. Hemingway. Steinbeck. nasty rap music (too short, ugk!!).Brian Jonestown massacre. The Rolling Stones. The Weepies. Historical documentaries. Jane Austen. The Shins. Yo Yo Ma playing the cello suites. Tom Petty. Shaun of the Dead/Zombieland. Bob Dylan. HBO shows. Mad Men. Orange is The New Black. Walking Dead. Willie Nelson. The Decemberists. Texas bbq (duh!) Many more
Music, iPhone, Internet (holy trinity)
Flowers (my work)
A pool with roped off lanes
Lush bath products
Hope (I still have a little, that's why I'm here!)
Bonus: my memories
6 things I can do without:
Stranger sex (yawn)
Indian food ( just not my jam)
Cheaters/liars/manipulators (this is usually bundled)
Emotional unavailable people who date thru online dating sites. Whaaa??
Metal music (really not my jam literally)
How I love a man in a suit.
How badass my nieces are at snowboarding.
Sex. (Girls think about it too)
How to do gooder.
Why the people who feel the need to describe themselves as Good Looking in
their profiles aren't all that good looking
Facial hair choices of guys on okcupid puzzle me too.
And what if the perfect match for me lives in Alaska or Wisconsin or Georgia?
Or having sleepovers with my nieces (not now since they are on the snowboarding team in Tahoe for the winter)
I like it when guys call me "darling"
I'm not turned on by a super six pack.
Or if you think I could "drink a case of you and still be on my feet"
You are originally from the East Coast or the Midwest
You work at the Apple Genius Bar (I am practical)
You are a fireman (cliche I know)
You have lived in Austin or anywhere in Texas.