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My self-summary
Oh my gosh, this is hard!!!

Not really. I'm a silly guy who grew up in the midwest, went to college in the midwest, and then left the midwest.

I'm one of five children, and my parents are pretty awesome.

I'm kind of nerdy. I like games (both digital and analog).

If you really wanna' get into it, Final Fantasy 3 might be the best game ever. But that's a conversation only certain people are privy to.

I read a lot of fantasy/sci-fi/everything growing up, so all you SAPS who suddenly think you're in because of one crap fantasy series about a wizard school can just go take it to Shai'tan.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a Kosher Smoked Fish Factory (in the office), and then I also work at a bbq joint for some extra hours.

So, if you like smoked animal flesh, I'm your guy.

I'd like to do more comedy and writing, but I'd be lying if I'd claim that was my job...yet.
I’m really good at
Crossing lines, in the sands, of TIME!!!!!

I think I make some pretty nice spotify playlists sometimes.

I'm a very great walker, a good skier, and a sub-par snowboarder.

Terrible cook, but great at eating sandwiches. Go figure.
The first things people usually notice about me
Ocular sockets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors- Robert M. Pirsig, Robert Anton Wilson, Neil Gaiman, Hunter S. Thompson, Jon Krakaeur, Geraldine Brooks, G.I. Gurdjieff, Sebastian Junger, Dennis Lehane, Neal Stephenson, William Gibson,

As for movies, I went to school for film, and as I get older, I think I pretty much like all movies. Even the most terrible ones give me some perverse joy. Though anything with that dreadful Julia Stiles is off limits for me...I had to stop watching DEXTER!!

Plus, come on, all the good stuff is in TV right now anyway. So many different stories about a family going through such-and-such.

Music is eclectic and I like listening to new things. I get very bored of any 'classic rock' playlists for instance.

I'm not a huge foodie, in that I don't really seek it out, but I like trying new things in this big ol' city. I'll go anywhere you want if you just need someone to go try it with.
Six things I could never do without
Sandwiches with Cheese
Old Episodes of Seinfeld with Crackers and Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Future!!

How to write a solid joke. Can I write a solid joke? What are jokes?

If you tell someone they're full of "buttcrap" as opposed to "bullcrap" do you think they'd be more upset?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably something different every Friday, as long as it involves some beer and some good people.
You should message me if
You'd like to meet rather than chat forever on this thing. I mean, I'd like to talk to you some, but meeting in person is the only real way to see if chemistry exists.

If it does, great! If not, I'm always in the market for new drinking buddies who like comedy shows and The Barcade. This is especially true if you're in/around Williamsburg.

I'm old enough now that I don't want to waste anyone's time if there isn't a connection.

Also, I'm 420 friendly.
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