I am great at not-doing things. If you think of all the things it is possible to do at any given moment, I am not-doing the vast majority of them!
If you message people with a strategy along the lines of, "I will not message the person in this profile unless given a reason to", and you have gotten this far without finding a reason to message me, then we have almost run out of potential message reasons! You could check my match questions though if you want to be thorough.
If you don't have any particular strategy, but are easily influenced by casual commands, message me with nonsense now.